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[morecatsplease]

ALASTOR!!!

WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BLOODY CAT WHEN I FIND YOU THERE WILL NOT BE ENOUGH PIECES TO FILL A MATCHBOOK YOU TRAITOROUS VILLAIN!

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[aurorkingsley]

What? What happened? What's wrong? Which cat?

Not Tufty! My drinking mate!

[morecatsplease]

THAT HORRIBLE PARANOID OLD CODGER PETRIFIED TUFTY!

[aurorkingsley]

What the sod for??

[morecatsplease]

How the bloody hell would I know? He's drunk all the time these days, it seems anyway. His logic is beyond me!

Poor Tufty!

[auror_moody]

I AM NOT PARA--PARANOI--PARAOWFUCK.
WHERE IS POTIOn???!
THAT CAT WAS EVILOW.

[aurorkingsley]

MOODY I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND SO HELP ME YOUR EYE IS GOING TO BE SINKING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES ALONG WITH BOTH OF YOUR LEGS!

AND YOUR FLASK.

[auror_moody]

ARSEOFFKINGSLEYOW.
IF YOU WEREN'T SO BUSY TRYING TO GET INTO HEROW
PANTS YOU'D SEE IT, TOOOW.
I AM FILLED WITH CRUSHING SHAME I LET YOU PASSYOUROWLSOW.

[aurorkingsley]

Oh ho ho, I were right earlier, weren't I? You ARE jealous!

You silly old man, Petrifying her cat ain't going to get you in nice with the lady.

AND.

#1. I am not trying to get into her pants. I already have gotten into them.

HOWEVER.

#2. This is not the reason I do not think her cats are "Hellbeasts".

BECAUSE.

#3. THEY ARE SODDING CATS YOU STARKING OLD COOT! CATS. NOT HELLBEASTS. INNOCENT, SIMPLE, CATS.

Fer fucks sake. Lay off the drink, would you?