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[morecatsplease]

I had almost completely forgotten about this thing until it attacked poor Iggy. But do not worry! He fought back very valiently and this journal got a few clawmarks for its trouble

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[aurorkingsley]

Don't understate, Figgs. Those were vicious gouges, not clawmarks! Iggy deserves one hell of a reward for that.

It's oddly quiet around here today. Paperwork's high but that's it. I'm thinkin' of taking you out tonight, what d'you think?

[morecatsplease]

I understand that he's your cat, but scratches are scratches, King.

It has been awhile, you know. I was starting to think you had lost interest.

[aurorkingsley]

VICIOUS GOUGES! I'm bringing him catnip.

I'll admit it. I've been seeing the paperwork, love. It buried me, held me down, and has been having its wicked way with me since. But! That changes starting tonight. I'll take you wherever you want to go.

[morecatsplease]

You are not getting my cats high, and that's an order.

I would think cheating with flies would probably end in papercuts. Ow.