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Tom's birthday hang out tonight. i'm stoked. i don't see enough of that man. I wrote him a sexual rap song.

Also, see AP cutting my thumb with scissors today. What a dick, right? Also, my hand grazed up against the glorious booty of someone who will remain unnamed. I haven't washed it since. oh, gee.

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[iwannaxrematch]

keep it real brah!

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oh, i try

[whodapimp]

i threw up

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and i got turned on

[whodapimp]

not allowed!