Name: Uchiha Sasuke
Date of Birth: July 23rd.
Age: 16/17.
Height: taller than Naruto ha 5'8"-ish.
Weight: 150lbs. Ish. The next official databook will probably have him grossly
underweight for his appearance, but whateva, that's what he's at here and now.
Blood Type: AB
Eyes: Dark, dark brown. Or black.
Hair: Dark, dark navy. Or black. Again.
Medical Information: Presumably normal human that has undergone shinobi
chakra training -- strong, but not invincible zomg godmodder strong. Even if
he did blow up a demon with just his hand. Um.
Physical Traits: gay pirate White gi, black pants, purple assbow (which has
an official name, but that's what it looks like, I admit it), hair that's spiked like
a waterfowl's butt in the back and a pretty, pretty princess face. All the girls
back in Konoha thought he was hawt stuff, for what it's worth. He also has a
curse seal, bestowed upon him by Orochimaru, chillin' out on his left shoulder.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Sasuke doesn't really care what
people are saying so much as he is annoyed with how persistent they are
in speaking to him. Calling him a weak little worthless fool who is never going
to be strong enough to put even a scratch on Itachi will probably make him
severely hurt you, though.
Abilities: Sasuke is able to activate the sharingan, "
a special type of pupil
condition that naturally occurs in all members of the Uchiha clan." It was
phrased so specially that I had to include that. ♥ The sharingan allows for incredible
clarity of vision (read: can follow super fast movement and spot an opponent's
weakness easily) and to allow the user to copy any kind of movement or attack.
Sasuke also uses and abuses his clan's unique brand of
fire-based jutsusalong with the chidori, a lightening-based attack he learned from his previous
teacher, and various sword techniques he apparently learned from Orochimaru.
His curse seal, given to him by said pedophile, is apparently made of murderous
enzymes -- o canon ♥ -- and can be called on to make Sasuke transform into
a
drag queen extremely powerful, demon-like fighter.
Notes for the Psychics: revenge revenge boredom boredom train train
not a gay pirate -- okay, the last one is a lie, but still.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc? Hellz yeah. Just
poke me first, si vous plait.
Maim/Murder/Death: Again, preze to poke. Canon is currently hellbent on
making sure its readers know that Sasuke isn't a pushover, just as an FYI.
Cooking: Basic to intermediate level in cooking. He lived by himself for a
few years, so he did learn to cook. BACHELOR FOOD A++
Kissing/Hugging: oh dear lord no never