one friend insults another friend; she is not there to defend herself, and i do not defend her. either i agree with the insult, or i find it humorous, or both. i high-five the insult and the one who spouted it
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Juvenialian is one of the three major types of satire:
Horatian- light-hearted (think jonathon swift writing gulliver's travels) Juvenalian- sharp-edged (think jonathon swift when he wrote about eating babies) and some other one that means some other thing but i can't remember and don't have my notes.
it it not at all related to the word "juvenile." it's named for some dude.
although...let's face it...some things deserve to be made fun of. especially grumpy-ass people who are mean and moody all the time. they've simply got it comin'
1. i used to be james van der beek but i quit. 2. i used to have a fauxhawk, then i grew some balls, quit my job shaved my head into a full mowhawk and now i am unemployed and hang out at swayzes. but i don't go in. i just hang out in front of swayzes and drink and heckle not only the high school attendees, but also the bands, administrators of the institution and the scene in general. i am awesome. 3. my penis is small (ask matt's mom). 4. i dont like sum 41 and i think that led zepplin is overrated (serious statements) so technically, i have terrible taste. 5. immediately upon reading this i was going to just say "nice ass" because i thought it was funny, then i remembered to myself "matt always comments before i do: joke is stolen." but i'll throw it in for good measure.
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Is "juvenalian" even a word?
Faux-hawks are gay, they deserve to be made fun of...
The rest sounds reasonable.
ps- Nice ass (seriously)
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Horatian- light-hearted (think jonathon swift writing gulliver's travels)
Juvenalian- sharp-edged (think jonathon swift when he wrote about eating babies)
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some other one that means some other thing but i can't remember and don't have my notes.
it it not at all related to the word "juvenile." it's named for some dude.
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Faux-hawks are still gay
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stop pandering me. jeeze. ;P
although...let's face it...some things deserve to be made fun of. especially grumpy-ass people who are mean and moody all the time. they've simply got it comin'
speaking of comin'...oh...oh god.
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2. i used to have a fauxhawk, then i grew some balls, quit my job shaved my head into a full mowhawk and now i am unemployed and hang out at swayzes. but i don't go in. i just hang out in front of swayzes and drink and heckle not only the high school attendees, but also the bands, administrators of the institution and the scene in general. i am awesome.
3. my penis is small (ask matt's mom).
4. i dont like sum 41 and i think that led zepplin is overrated (serious statements) so technically, i have terrible taste.
5. immediately upon reading this i was going to just say "nice ass" because i thought it was funny, then i remembered to myself "matt always comments before i do: joke is stolen." but i'll throw it in for good measure.
ps nice ass.
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<3 ewe
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