survey says
kiss me, i'm richard dawson.
my sister's getting a divorce.
so's matt leblanc from friends. coincidence?
The Rules:
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and asks.
Taken a picture naked? yes
Made out with a member of the same sex? yes
Danced in front of your mirror? yes
Told a lie? yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes
Been in a fist fight? no
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes
Been arrested? no
Left your house without telling your parents? yes
Ditched school to do something more fun? yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes
Seen someone die? no
Kissed a picture? yes
Slept in until 3? no
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes
Played dress up? yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? no
Felt an earthquake? yes
Touched a snake? yes
Ran a red light? no
Had detention? yes
Been in a car accident? yes
Pole danced? no
Been lost? yes
Sang karaoke? yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
Kissed in the rain? yes
Sang in the shower? yes!
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? no
Ever gone to school partially naked? no
Sat on a roof top? yes
Played chicken? no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes
Broken a bone? yes
Mooned/flashed someone? yes
Forgotten someone's name? yes
Slept naked? no
Blacked out from drinking? no
Played a prank on someone? yes
Felt like killing someone? no
Made a parent cry? no?
Cried over someone? yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yes
Had/Have a dog? yes
Been in a band? yes
Drank 25 sodas in a day? no
Shot a gun? no
oh, if you thought i was finished, you were wrong. DEAD wrong.
ultra-long survey, comin' right up.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING AND BY WHO?
i don't think so actually. does ringworm count?
ew. i just way grossed myself out.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
longabout 2 years
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECIEVED?
ooh! megan got me a t-shirt with sheep on it.
4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL?
i'd say just under ten
5. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
if yoga counts, this morning. if not, uh, never.
6. THINGS YOU SPEND ALOT OF MONEY ON?
oh cripes. DVDS, BOOKS, AND MUSIC
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
kippered herring on saltines
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
whether or not they have glasses, facial hair, or jewish looks
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
good question. for the purposes of this survey, i'll just say "big-ass rock" from the full monty
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
in a house
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED?
lassiter
12. CELL PHONE PROVIDER?
verizon, but my heart is with the powertel man
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE?
ick. oh! they just put in a delia's!!! i also like the gap and, uh, forever 21. ooh, and great wraps; that's sort of a store
14. LONGEST JOB HELD?
every job i've had i've left after 6 months exactly, unless you count SHARE-- i've been here for a year and a half. and i was an ESOL tutor for a day.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
probably none that came in a pair, but i could scrounge up two dice if you need.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
not since seventh grade, man.
17. WHO'S WEDDING DID YOU LAST ATTEND?
my dad's
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
either robbie or my mom
19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH?
i went a UU church maybe 6 months ago. yeesh, it's been too long.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
mmm, tie between captain d's and baskinrobbinsdunkindonuts.
21. BIGGEST LIE THAT YOU HEARD?
"helen, i know i just broke up with your best friend after dating her for a year, but listen. i've just been to the doctor about my headaches. he says i have a blood clot in my brain and that, without treatment, i'll be dead in six months. --no, you can't tell my mom. the thing is, there are these pills i can take, which will probably make me better, but i don't think i want to take them if i can't be with you. --i'll give you a minute to think about it and stop crying, just, y'know-- date me or i'll die."
23. WHERES YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
winston's or RuSan's
24. CAN YOU COOK?
i make awesome pasta, but nothing else.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
'98 honda civic hx. just hit 199500 miles.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
hmm. either my face or my body.
31. FAVORITE TYPE OF BUBBLE GUM?
fruity cubical gum. sticks are for ninnies.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
maybe 10 hours, probably at joann.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
hedwig and the angry inch
34. CAN YOU SING?
hell yeah, i can sing.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
robbie's at smith's olde bar.
LAST KISS?
wednesday night. far too long ago.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED?
i don't rent movies. the last movie i bought was the ref. that's if you don't count dvd box sets of television programs as movies.
38. NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT?
clothes, phone, keys
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
anywhere that has a tv and friends
40. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
are you kidding? bring on the waterchestnuts.
41. HOW BIG IS YOUR BED?
i'd say roughly 3 inches by 5 inches
42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN?
i don't have a room; i have a trash heap that i just happen to sleep in.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP?
oh, i love my sweet-ass dell xps notebook.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
gotta go with paula poundstone, despite the whole child abuse thing.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
when i'm on fire, yes.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
comfy clothes
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
robbie does for a good 4 out of 7 nights of the week.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
i really don't know. in some cases, yeah. i guess. my bf lives 30 minutes away.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
zero
50. PANCAKES OR TOAST?
i'd like to propose a toast to toast.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
yah
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
harvested from my womb for $1000.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
definitely, but i don't pay much attention to it.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
nat-nat.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS LIST?
robbie
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
"Cant go out this week have mono. Have to go to hospital this week for spleen and white bloodcell count"
57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING?
i used to say burger king, but now i like them both equally.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
one
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
capris, tee from thespian conference '03
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG
"john said to john, 'i think we make a left at the light/ there should be a big crinkle, assuming this map is right'"
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB&J?
strawbry
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
i know how to, but don't
63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?
yes. slowly.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAMi?
cookie dough
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
"maps" is "spam" backwards.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?
i am hungry.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
not on purpose.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
autumn. that's what my last name means. herbst... harvest... figure it out.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
about an hour ago i took a dumb-ass picture of myself.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
8 of the clock
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
christmas
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
last time hell froze over. get it? i mean never.
74. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
patti
75. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
yep
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
reading lancelot by walker percy and writing a short paper on it.
79. WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR NAME?
l
80. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PETS?
melanie is almost a year old now. if carlo weren't dead, he'd be about 8.
81. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BACKPACK?
i don't a backpack. i have a black messenger bag with snoopy and woodstock.
82. ARE YOU SICK?
for once, i am not.
83. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
yeah. i'm at school right now.
84. IS THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN?
yes. the litterbox is in there, and the cat can't open it herself, duh.
85. DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEST FRIEND?
i'm not sure i even have one
86. ARE YOU WATCHING MTV?
if roomraiders isn't on, then no.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?
no. wait... now i am.
88. DO YOU WEAR MAKEUP?
yeah
90. ARE YOU BLONDE?
underneath the red, yes.
91. DO YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
::hides face in hands:: yes.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
no
93. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
yep
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
right now it's "alistair." i love really queer british names.
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
stripey blue
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
i think so?
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
no
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
no
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
three, actually
100. DO YOU LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE?
yeah, but not on my own.
101. DO YOU WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?
not really, but here i am. --i do love robbie to death, don't get me wrong. oh, someone's going to get me wrong. oh well. fuck it.
drop me a line.
my sister's getting a divorce.
so's matt leblanc from friends. coincidence?
The Rules:
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and asks.
Taken a picture naked? yes
Made out with a member of the same sex? yes
Danced in front of your mirror? yes
Told a lie? yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes
Been in a fist fight? no
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes
Been arrested? no
Left your house without telling your parents? yes
Ditched school to do something more fun? yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes
Seen someone die? no
Kissed a picture? yes
Slept in until 3? no
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes
Played dress up? yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? no
Felt an earthquake? yes
Touched a snake? yes
Ran a red light? no
Had detention? yes
Been in a car accident? yes
Pole danced? no
Been lost? yes
Sang karaoke? yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
Kissed in the rain? yes
Sang in the shower? yes!
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? no
Ever gone to school partially naked? no
Sat on a roof top? yes
Played chicken? no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes
Broken a bone? yes
Mooned/flashed someone? yes
Forgotten someone's name? yes
Slept naked? no
Blacked out from drinking? no
Played a prank on someone? yes
Felt like killing someone? no
Made a parent cry? no?
Cried over someone? yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yes
Had/Have a dog? yes
Been in a band? yes
Drank 25 sodas in a day? no
Shot a gun? no
oh, if you thought i was finished, you were wrong. DEAD wrong.
ultra-long survey, comin' right up.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING AND BY WHO?
i don't think so actually. does ringworm count?
ew. i just way grossed myself out.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
longabout 2 years
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECIEVED?
ooh! megan got me a t-shirt with sheep on it.
4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL?
i'd say just under ten
5. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
if yoga counts, this morning. if not, uh, never.
6. THINGS YOU SPEND ALOT OF MONEY ON?
oh cripes. DVDS, BOOKS, AND MUSIC
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
kippered herring on saltines
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
whether or not they have glasses, facial hair, or jewish looks
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
good question. for the purposes of this survey, i'll just say "big-ass rock" from the full monty
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
in a house
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED?
lassiter
12. CELL PHONE PROVIDER?
verizon, but my heart is with the powertel man
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE?
ick. oh! they just put in a delia's!!! i also like the gap and, uh, forever 21. ooh, and great wraps; that's sort of a store
14. LONGEST JOB HELD?
every job i've had i've left after 6 months exactly, unless you count SHARE-- i've been here for a year and a half. and i was an ESOL tutor for a day.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
probably none that came in a pair, but i could scrounge up two dice if you need.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
not since seventh grade, man.
17. WHO'S WEDDING DID YOU LAST ATTEND?
my dad's
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
either robbie or my mom
19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH?
i went a UU church maybe 6 months ago. yeesh, it's been too long.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
mmm, tie between captain d's and baskinrobbinsdunkindonuts.
21. BIGGEST LIE THAT YOU HEARD?
"helen, i know i just broke up with your best friend after dating her for a year, but listen. i've just been to the doctor about my headaches. he says i have a blood clot in my brain and that, without treatment, i'll be dead in six months. --no, you can't tell my mom. the thing is, there are these pills i can take, which will probably make me better, but i don't think i want to take them if i can't be with you. --i'll give you a minute to think about it and stop crying, just, y'know-- date me or i'll die."
23. WHERES YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
winston's or RuSan's
24. CAN YOU COOK?
i make awesome pasta, but nothing else.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
'98 honda civic hx. just hit 199500 miles.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
hmm. either my face or my body.
31. FAVORITE TYPE OF BUBBLE GUM?
fruity cubical gum. sticks are for ninnies.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
maybe 10 hours, probably at joann.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
hedwig and the angry inch
34. CAN YOU SING?
hell yeah, i can sing.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
robbie's at smith's olde bar.
LAST KISS?
wednesday night. far too long ago.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED?
i don't rent movies. the last movie i bought was the ref. that's if you don't count dvd box sets of television programs as movies.
38. NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT?
clothes, phone, keys
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
anywhere that has a tv and friends
40. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
are you kidding? bring on the waterchestnuts.
41. HOW BIG IS YOUR BED?
i'd say roughly 3 inches by 5 inches
42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN?
i don't have a room; i have a trash heap that i just happen to sleep in.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP?
oh, i love my sweet-ass dell xps notebook.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
gotta go with paula poundstone, despite the whole child abuse thing.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
when i'm on fire, yes.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
comfy clothes
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
robbie does for a good 4 out of 7 nights of the week.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
i really don't know. in some cases, yeah. i guess. my bf lives 30 minutes away.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
zero
50. PANCAKES OR TOAST?
i'd like to propose a toast to toast.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
yah
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
harvested from my womb for $1000.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
definitely, but i don't pay much attention to it.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
nat-nat.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS LIST?
robbie
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
"Cant go out this week have mono. Have to go to hospital this week for spleen and white bloodcell count"
57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING?
i used to say burger king, but now i like them both equally.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
one
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
capris, tee from thespian conference '03
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG
"john said to john, 'i think we make a left at the light/ there should be a big crinkle, assuming this map is right'"
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB&J?
strawbry
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
i know how to, but don't
63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?
yes. slowly.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAMi?
cookie dough
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
"maps" is "spam" backwards.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?
i am hungry.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
not on purpose.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
autumn. that's what my last name means. herbst... harvest... figure it out.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
about an hour ago i took a dumb-ass picture of myself.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
8 of the clock
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
christmas
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
last time hell froze over. get it? i mean never.
74. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
patti
75. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
yep
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
reading lancelot by walker percy and writing a short paper on it.
79. WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR NAME?
l
80. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PETS?
melanie is almost a year old now. if carlo weren't dead, he'd be about 8.
81. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BACKPACK?
i don't a backpack. i have a black messenger bag with snoopy and woodstock.
82. ARE YOU SICK?
for once, i am not.
83. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
yeah. i'm at school right now.
84. IS THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN?
yes. the litterbox is in there, and the cat can't open it herself, duh.
85. DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEST FRIEND?
i'm not sure i even have one
86. ARE YOU WATCHING MTV?
if roomraiders isn't on, then no.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?
no. wait... now i am.
88. DO YOU WEAR MAKEUP?
yeah
90. ARE YOU BLONDE?
underneath the red, yes.
91. DO YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
::hides face in hands:: yes.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
no
93. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
yep
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
right now it's "alistair." i love really queer british names.
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
stripey blue
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
i think so?
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
no
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
no
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
three, actually
100. DO YOU LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE?
yeah, but not on my own.
101. DO YOU WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?
not really, but here i am. --i do love robbie to death, don't get me wrong. oh, someone's going to get me wrong. oh well. fuck it.
drop me a line.