this should elicit some response

[morethanabean]

so baskin robbins is no longer my favorite place.
i found what appeared to be three pubic hairs in my sunday cappuccino blast. what did i ever do to them? the penis is not the most efficient stirring tool, i'm sure

Comments

[sans_galois]

the pubes just give some extra flavor

in all seriousness, that's fucking gross.

do you remember playing badminton at Stu-e's 18th birthday party?

[morethanabean]

hell, yeah, i do. never again will anything in my life live up to that.

[sans_galois]

furserious.

[allofhersecrets]

at first i thought it said "public hairs" to which i was like "well at least they're not scandalous or anything.

juuuust kidding.

ew.

[morethanabean]

no. no. they were very private hairs, if anything.