Comments | morgaath: Toothpaste: The way you squeeze me

morgaath

Toothpaste: The way you squeeze me

Mar 30, 2009 07:45

I have always squeezed the toothpaste from the closed end, which means I even out the tube after it gets used by those who squeeze from the middle.
Today my mind asked the question "What happens in a place where everyone is a middle squeezer?".
Middle squeezers, please give me some insight.

silliness

Comments 8

pms_inc March 30 2009, 13:59:36 UTC

Middle squeezers will probably live a longer life: less hung up on details- lack of OCD- etc.

Naturally I'm an end squeezer. Does this mean that I'm doomed to a life of wrinkling my nose and exclaiming, "Damned middle squeezers!"?

Nope- I'm dating a middle squeezer...and learning to let go of my end squeezer tendencies. 'Tis very freeing and allows me to focus more of my attention on being an "over girl" with regard to toilet paper rolls...

morgaath March 31 2009, 04:56:59 UTC

Where as cats and small children taught me the value of going under.

It is not as if it matters to me, anymore then it does when there is a roll sitting near the toilet that should be on the holder.

I don't blame OCD. I blame being poor most of my life and having to try and use it all.

pommom5 March 30 2009, 15:47:15 UTC

I am a middle squeezer until no toothpaste appears. Then I start at the bottom with my toothbrush and squeeze the remains to the middle again. =]

morgaath March 31 2009, 04:57:38 UTC

But why squeeze the middle when the end is just as easy to get to?

pommom5 March 31 2009, 05:00:59 UTC

I guess it just fits in my hand better... =)

queen_etain March 31 2009, 12:47:39 UTC

I fixed the middle squeezing problem in my family... I now buy the squeeze bottles .. It goes right back to its orginal shape once you are done squeezing it..

YAY no more fustration lol now if i can just get the kid to leave it turned the right way so i do not have to shake the toothpaste down to the spout each time..

morgaath March 31 2009, 12:54:11 UTC

I started o say that a pump bottle might be the perfect shape, but then there is a lot wasted. And what will we do in zero g? Other then have really interesting sex, I mean.

queen_etain April 1 2009, 12:56:25 UTC

yummm i had not thought of that..
hahaha but then i doubt i ever get someplace with Zero G's for the trip there would make me very nausated... lol