Historical Hysteria Day 13: Skirmish of the Satirists (3-Way Edition)

[morganwolf]

Aw, shit, son! Howard Hughes SCHOOLED the Witch of Wall Street in yesterday's poll, old timey-style. Clearly you were all blinded by his slick look and impressive resume. I BET HE PAID YOU OFF, DIDN'T HE? In any case, Mr. Hughes moves on to the finals, and may very well wind up facing one of today's contestants, who are as follows:

Mark Twain

Comments

[thebroodwich]

You put Twain against Wilde? Are you trying to kill me via indecision?

I demand this poll be open until Monday, because I need a weekend to think on this.

[lyrainverse]

God this one was HARD. I went with Wilde solely because he played a part in Velvet Goldmine.

BUT I just remembered that Twain had a role in THE CREEPIEST CLAYMATION OF ALL TIME. So I guess it's a good thing for Oscar that I already voted.

[morganwolf]

Of the many disturbing aspects of that video, the one that really got me was how all the kids looked like shrunken 37-year-olds.

[_corruption_]

Th..

This isn't fair.

[sacredmother]

Curse you Morgan! I vote for all of them and therefore cancel myself out.

[calen383]

This has to be one of the hardest choices I had to make in a very long time.