So I'm at work in the Writing Center with two of my favorite people on earth, Chris Shirley and Dylan... and we're listening to Chris's geekishly good music... and now I'm going to fill out a survey because evidently people find them intersting. If you are not one of these people, feel free not to read this. Really I am just bored...
Eyes
1% : what color are your eyes: silver-blue
2% : what color were they when you were born: same?
3% : what color are your lashes: black
4% : do you have bigger pupils than others or smaller: bigger, and I'm not sure why
5% : have you ever counted the number of times you blink in a second: nope
6% : do you wear contacts: no
7% : do you wear glasses: I own them but rarely wear them
8% : did you ever have eye surgery: no
9% : what was the last thing that poked you in the eye: my mitten
10% : can you touch your eyes without finching or does it just gross you out: why would you want to do that?
11% : how often do you look into people's eyes when you talk: most of the time, though it depends who I'm talking to. I like to look at people's eyes
12% : what's your favorite eye color: green
13% : do you ever just go up to someone and look into their eyes because you want to know their eye color: I have
14% : do you wear sunglasses often: when I'm driving
15% : what eye color do you wish you had: I like mine
16% : can you cross your eyes: yes
17% : do you roll your eyes constantly: constantly? that would be very tiring
18% : what's your favorite color: the color of the sky during a big thunderstorm
19% : what's the prettiest season and why: in terms of visual appeal, winter because everything is pure and clean and snowflakes in streetlights are beautiful. but this is all from inside next to a fire or something.
20% : who's the hottest or cutest person you ever saw: I can't think of one specifically
21% : what was the last thing you read (bookwise): some Wordsworth poetry
22% : who was the last person you wanted to see: missy or rigby
23% : what was the last thing you watched on tv: oh man...probably a football game with my brother before I came back to school
24% : do you read the newspaper much: not as much as I should
25% : do you read magazines much: no
26% : do you read much in general: yes
27% : what's the first thing you see if you look over past your computer: a blank wall painted with "ashes of rose" because I'm at work
28% : did you ever see it hailing: yes
29% : don't you hate it when you have sleep in your eyes (like the crusty crap): that is a gross question; no, i love it.
30% : close your eyes. (after you read the whole question, dumbie) are there lights still in your lids with the dark? yes
31% : can you sleep with a light on: yes, i like to
32% : how light is it outside: bright and sunny
33% : can you roll your eyes into the back of your head: no
EARS.
1% : do you like your ears: I don't dislike them
2% : do have them pierced: yes
3% : how many times: one in each
4% : what's your favorite sound: trumpet music, the cello, rain on leaves, campers worshiping, silence, airplanes, minor seven chords, british accents, train whistles, compliments, genuine laughter, unexpected pretty sounds like two glasses clinking accidentally
5% : what's the worst noise in the world: clocks ticking when everything is silent, the buzzing dorm room lights, my dog barfing, alarm clocks, out-of-tune instruments
6% : are you listening to any music: yes, classical
7% : what do you hear around you: Dylan and Chris talking, keyboards typing, Pettengill blabbering
8% : what's your favorite song: My Favorite Things by John Coltrane, One Time by Cool Hand Luke
9% : can you wiggle your ears: nope
10% : when was the last night you stuck your fingers in your ears so you couldn't hear something and why: no idea
11% : do your ears have attached lobes or unattached: unattached
12% : do your ears get red when you're embarassed or any other emotion roars through your body: no, I but I get red when I have to correct the grammar in two consecutive questions on a stupid survey
13% : what was the last thing someone said to you: "de-louse"
14% : is it annoying to get that ringing noise: yes
15% : do you hear voices in your head: no
16% : what was the last thing you heard that you rather you didn't: Chis Shirley shouting "Good God"
17% : what was the last thing you wanted to hear, but never heard it: heh
18% : what was the last piece of advice you were given: "do it or you'll go crazy"
19% : did you ever put a rubber band around your ear: probably
20% : go and open the door to outside and what's the first thing you hear: footsteps on the wet sidewalk and the wind through a pine tree
MOUTH.
1% : do you ever stop talking: yes, the problem is more frequently getting me to start
2% : who did you talk to last: Dylan
3% : what was the last thing you said: "can you put that music back on?"
4% : did you brush your teeth today: yes
5% : how many times to you usually: 2.2 times
6% : who are you talking with now: Chris and Dylan
7% : who do you wish you were talking to: Becky and Ben
8% : who was the last person to call you: Becky
9% : who was the last person you called: My mom
10% : who was the last person to IM you: Ben
11% : who was the last person you IMed: Becky
12% : do you talk to yourself: yes, incessantly
13% : do you mind: no
14% : what was the stupidest thing you said in the past 48 hours: heh
15% : do you sing: yes
16% : do you sing in the shower: sometimes
17% : do you sing in public: not if it can be avoided
18% : do you hum or sing while walking down the halls? yes
19% : are you outspoken: I can be
20% : are you opinionated: yes
21% : do you speak your mind: yes
22% : how often do people tell you to shut up, jokingly or not: seldom
23% : are you a public speaker type: no
24% : do you stutter: n-n-no
25% : how many languages do you speak: 1.75
26% : how often do you scream: infrequently
27% : are you loud or quiet: quiet
28% : does your mouth reflect your personality on the inside: ?
29% : who has the coolest/sweetest voice: andy gehrig
30% : how do you get your voice heard and ideas out: writing
31% : do you often write letters: not as much as I ought to
32% : what was the last song you sung to: This ruined puzzle
33% : what's your usual greeting to a friend: "How are you?"
34% : what's your usual greeting to an adult: same
35% : what's your usually greeting on the phone: "Hello, may I speak to Moriah" (haha Becky)
36% : what's your favorite food: sushi
37% : what's your favorite gum: orbit in the blue-green pack
38% : what's your favortie word: phantasmagoria
39% : what's your favorite drink: strongbow
40% : is your tongue pierced: no
41% : do you like tongue piercings: no
42% : how about lip piercings: on some people
43% : ever have braces, how long: nope
44% : do you have a retainer, for how long: no
45% : can you curl your tongue: yes, and I can unwrap Starbursts too, but I can't tie cherry stems
46% : can you whistle, on inhale or exhale: both
47% : do you grind your teeth: maybe in my sleep
48% : did you have your first kiss yet and with who: yes, with Nick when I was 18 years old
49% : did you ever french: uh...yeah
50% : how many people have you ever kissed, cheek or lips: one
51% : off the kissing subject already... did you ever have a filling: yes
52% : if so, how many: one or two.. I don't know
53% : how many cavities: one or two
54% : are you a lipgloss addict: chapstick
55% : how about chapstick: oh
56% : do you like the dentist: no, the hygenist is a jerkface
57% : do you have all four wisdom teeth: yes
58% : ever have any teeth pulled: no
59% : how about a root canal: no
60% : go to a mirror and count how many teeth you have: no
61% : did you lose all your baby teeth yet: lol
62% : if not, how many to go:
63% : what was the last thing you ate: french fries with ketchup-mayonnaise
64% : current taste: gum
65% : do you bite: yes, my sister
66% : how often do you snap at people: not much, I'm pretty even-tempered
67% : are your teeth straight: so i'm told
68% : can you flip you tongue over: yes
69% : can you snap your tongue really loud: no
70% : can you pop your lips: what?
NOSE.
1% : is your nose pierced: no
2% : do you like pierced noses: no
3% : current scent: none
4% : no coke sniffing, right: no
5% : what about pixi stix up the nose ever: no
6% : do you hold your nose to swim: no
7% : can you flare your nostrils: yes
8% : do you have freckles on the bridge of your nose: no
9% : do you think your nose is big or small: medium
10% : do you pick it sometimes? (be honest): with a tissue...does that count?
11% : do you push your nose to keep your balance: wha?
12% : what's the worst scent: b.o.
13% : what's the best scent: italian food, coffee, the forest, salt water, clean laundry
14% : what deodorant do you use: secret tropical something
15% : what's your favorite cologne: no idea
16% : what's your favorite perfume: ?
17% : what do you use: usually none, although my mom bought me some for Christmas two years ago that I've used maybe 10 times
18% : does scent matter in the opposite sex (not as in they shower or not but their cologne or perfume): not especially
19% : do you blow your nose in public: i try to avoid it
20% : look around. find a random thing and and smell it. describe its scent. and then say what it was: it smells like first grade, like pinkness (synecdoche!), like tattletale slips and mistakes...and it's a lisa frank eraser shaped like a chick breaking out of an easter egg
TOUCH.
1% : what does you keyboard feel like: it's a stupid mac tiny keyboard and i dislike it
2% : what's the best feeling in the world (emotionally): having something amazing to look forward to
3% : what's the best feeling in the world (physically): getting a massage
4% : what's the worst feeling in the world (emotionally): jealousy
5% : what's the worst feeling in the world (physically): when you're about to puke
6% : what do your feet feel like at the moment: pretty much like feet
7% : what do you hands feel like at the moment: dumb
8% : what does your head feel like at the moment: questions
9% : what does your bladder feel like, especially after this: will
10% : what do your legs feel like at the moment: not
11% : what do your shoulders and arms feel like at the moment: be
12% : what does your butt feel like at the moment: answered.
13% : what does your neck feel like at the moment: sore
14% : are you cold: yes
15% : are you comfortable: yes
16% : where are you: in the frickin writing center, i told you that
17% : who was the last person you hugged: becky
18% : who was the last person that pushed you: i don't know
19% : who was the last person that you pushed: who pushes?
20% : when was the last time you fell over: heh yesterday
21% : does music calm you and your nerves: yes, incredibly
22% : if not, then what makes you chill: writing does the trick too, or taking a nap (which I think i'll do when i get home :)
23% : what stresses you out: the stentor, the future, overanalyzing, getting up early,
24% : when was the last time you touched a doorknob: in blackstone before lunch
25% : do you crack your knuckles: yes
26% : what's your current emotion: uncertain
27% : ever think you were in love: i know i was
28% : how many times have you fallen for the opposite sex: "fallen for?" I don't even know what that means
29% : what's the worst season (in feeling wise of course): winter (ironic)
30% : how do you feel now, after that long survey: still bored