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Chatty McChat Chat
Apparently Instant Messenger hates me. All of my buddies have been deleted. If you have Aol Instant Messenger and I am yer buddy, please post your screen name. -
It sucks. No. Really.
I've been receiving many chastising comments as of late (particularly from my boss Dan, and msbrewski Jen) due to the fact that I desire a vacuum for Valentine's Day. Not just any vacuum, mind you. I want a Kone. I initially remember this being much more money and also coming in a red color. Now that they apparently do not make the red, I am not so sure ( Read more... ) -
Child labor
The little girls from next door are shoveling my sidewalk and walk way. It's pretty cute as the shovel is bigger than she is. -
"I am the terror that flaps in the night."
I know I never update, but I never feel the need to. academichussy commented a few days ago that my life must be too important to update about on ye old lj. I would not call it important so much as mundane. I have seen/ heard a few things over the course of the past few weeks to write about them now, I suppose ( Read more... ) -
POW! ZAP! BIFF!
My evening last night went as follows ( Read more... ) -
"There's something missing, there's something missing."
I don't update anymore. I read, but I don't update. It would sounds so elitist to say except that I do not feel that there is anything worth updating on in my life. Sure, every now and then something amusing will happen and I will open Semagic only to talk myself out of it by thinking, "Why bother, no one will post to it anyways." Besides, there ( Read more... ) -
Ah-CHOOO!
I've never been able to figure out if it's a plus or a minus to get sicky McSickface on one's day off of work. Of course the benifit being that I don't have to stand around for hours on end dealing with people, but the minus being I never feel like I get anything done because my lazy sick ass is laid up on the couch watching CSI episodes On Demand ( Read more... ) -
Episode III: Revenge of the Razr
To conclude, our story begins today with the plumber showing up around 2:30pm asking me about what he referred to as our "phone problem." After explaining the story and showing him the toilet he got right down to business by tipping the toilet over, spilling water everywhere. After examining each nook and cranny he actually found the phone but due ( Read more... )
