So anyway (volume 114b, no cover, slightly foxed)

[morienos]

We finally have carpet. Its fairly cheap and fairly cheerful, but after nearly two years without a carpet in the hall it feels like opulence. Even the underlay seemed exciting. Its amazing what you start to care about when you're just about to turn 26.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it like glued flooring.

So for no real reason I have a stock

Comments

[stigandnasty919]

All sports improved by adding 'Full contact' at the beginning of the name.

For a brief moment I thought the picture was your new carpet design. Ren would have liked it.

[morienos]

Full contact, Cross Country, or Uphill are all good additions.

[duj_1arm]

It's better if you add all those prefixes.

Full Contact Uphill Cross Country Golf.

That would be amazing.

[morienos]

Full contact uphill cross country darts.

"Oh and Jockey's had a cardiac event... he's not going to like that"

[roguederek]

How about if the goals were both bear caves?

[morienos]

and the football was made of salmon.