Clearly life is not what it once was...

[moritura]

Once upon a time a gangly girl with a funny face ventured abroad and found a nice little country that we shall call England. England welcomed her with open arms at least disregarding their condescending views towards the States (this gangly girl's home), and gave her a huge hug which only hurt her pancreas a little bit. She stayed for a little

Comments

[incuvixen86]

thats a boring ass story! wheres the blood and sex?!

ahem.

[moritura]

Clearly you are more accustomed to popular literature you soul sucking ignoramous.

P.S. It's with your mom...I'm sure I'll pay for that comment.

[thekush03]

AWWWWWWWWWW that is so cute!!!!!!