Clueleast

[morkfard]

Ever witness the profound idiocy of a co-worker or just hated someone in general? Sure, we all have...and we'd like to render them a bloody pulp for our New Year's Resolution. But we cannot. Alas, we are bound by humanitarian law, and a universal commandment that we shall not injure our good neighbor. Being a good neighbor isn't enough in these

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Ah, the illustrious c0-worker

[anonymous]

One must not let the bongholiness of co-workers ruin one's day. Bow down to the Kingholio and pray for ass-firing of said coworker.

Re: Ah, the illustrious c0-worker

[morkfard]

If I "hail to the King, baby!" like Duke Nukem 3D once told me to do back in 96-97, said ass-worker will morph into a downer chicken and be off to the Purdue slaughter house to ultimately be pureed for baby food, like Chicken & Rice or First-Year Habanero BBQ Chix w/ Peas. The event of some WF customer's infant or toddler getting infected would be unbearable. Alas, that would ruin my day, and I'd probably have second thoughts about my hailing to the king, baby.

I do hope this guy can pull his own weight eventually. It took me some time to get used to everything, and I'm still learning. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now. It doesn't really affect me either since everyone knows how hard I work.

I'll probably have more ventings in the future. Stay tuned....