Yssterday I have venisen stew. I burnt my mouth on a fucking dead deer. (Who's down for lion burgers on the ides of March?)

Applied for my passport today. Guy at the post office lives on my street. That was fucked up.

Getting my car in a little while. New battery. New starter. New breaks. WTF?

I really do enjoy my days off.

Saturday night was chill. I actually enjoyed myself the entire night for the first time in like, 130 years.

This month has fucking dragged. I really hope the rest of the year doesn't continue this way for me. It's like fucking Groundhog Day except for an entire month. Now I am forced to abandon everything I was hoping to obtain in the early part of 2006, mainly because I already know I will not reach it. Sometimes you already know the outcome to a ( Read more... )

I'm sick of being single. Like, really sick of it. It's so boring and.. lonely.

I was watching reruns of Good Times, and I never knew that they killed off the dad. It made me sad, and yet still, that episode was so hilarious.

Getting blown off is always fun too.

Starting soon in Massachusettes, it will be legal for cops to pull you over for not wearing a seat belt.

I so sincerely love this country.

www.pandora.com

I suck.
I'm depressed.

slash slash slash.

Here's to giving up so easily. I really wish I were more determined at times. Just so I'd have something to fight for. Eh, it's probably not that bad. Sometimes I'm just a wicked big.... pussyPeople who have really long away messages need to die. Seriously ( Read more... )

Im pregnant.

I hate admitting the truth to myself. Sometimes it hurts

On a lighter note, when I grow up I want to be an oil executive.

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