There, there. A blunted weapon's not half bad. Have you ever complained about a blunt club? 1
1 - There's an old debate about the broadsword being an iron club that a warrior polished a mite too long. It's all a lie, of course. The first broadsword was only a toothpick old Jabor used after he inflated himself and ate a half dozen war-crazed tribes. Trust me. I was there.
[There's a pause here as he considers the implications, but what's the harm?
...you just had to bring up the thing with Asmira, didn't you. That was three thousand years ago and she's hardly the captain of a guard in disguise and out to kill Solomon.]
Bartimaeus of Uruk - the original, no less. There have been plenty of imitations, but all duplications have fallen below the mark.
1 - There's an old debate about the broadsword being an iron club that a warrior polished a mite too long. It's all a lie, of course. The first broadsword was only a toothpick old Jabor used after he inflated himself and ate a half dozen war-crazed tribes. Trust me. I was there.
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...you just had to bring up the thing with Asmira, didn't you. That was three thousand years ago and she's hardly the captain of a guard in disguise and out to kill Solomon.]
Bartimaeus of Uruk - the original, no less. There have been plenty of imitations, but all duplications have fallen below the mark.
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