4th Feather - [audio] Backdated to shortly after Deior's post

[morningfeather]

[The audio comes on and for a moment there's only the sound of heavy breathing not too far from the record.]

Uh...

I-Is anyone else stuck in a dark room? I went outside and got lost somewhere, and now I'm in a room and I can't get out. I could have sworn the door was right behind me but I can't find it!

[There's the sound of flesh smacking

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[likesfootnotes]

[audio]

Don't happen to be wearing any gem-encrusted slippers, do you?

[morningfeather]

[audio]

Unfortunately not.

[likesfootnotes]

[audio]

How about a flashlight? Miniature sun in a bottle? Snazzy, friendly djinni?

[morningfeather]

[audio]

Unfortunately I think I left my miniature sun in my other pants.

[likesfootnotes]

[audio]

A pity - those things can be pretty handy.

[morningfeather]

[audio]

Unfortunately I don't even have my flintlock with me.

...Then again I doubt starting a fire would be a good idea.

[likesfootnotes]

[audio]

It would solve your lighting problem, don't you think?

[morningfeather]

[audio]

Yes but it'll probably end up in a horrible death when I either suffocate as it burns all the breathable air or I catch on fire.

[likesfootnotes]

[audio]

Always this macabre in the morning?

[morningfeather]

[audio]

Only when I'm stuck in a cell with no idea if I'll get out alive or not.

[likesfootnotes]

[audio]

Well, you got in there somehow, so there must be a way out. Tried feeling your way along all the walls, have you?

[morningfeather]

[audio]

Yes, but it's like there was never a doorway at all. I can't feel any imperfections in the stone at all.

[likesfootnotes]

[audio]

Have you tried the floor?

[morningfeather]

[audio]

Yes, and there's nothing there either.

[likesfootnotes]

[audio]

Too short to check the ceiling?

[morningfeather]

[audio]

Yes. I can't tell how far up it goes.