my life is in shambles

[morningflower4]

sometimes i drink tropicana twister banana blah blah blah juice and it reminds me of vodka because i added it to it once...successful college career anyone????

also i am currently driving sharif's beautiful audi a4 and it's because i'm a moron and left my keys in NY at my mom's

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i'm with you on the successful college experience thing

[awesomeabbie]

just now, i tried to put a bottle of cranberry juice in my fridge, only to find it won't fit because i have too many bottles of beer in their already.