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My story starts last Saturday about 8pm at London Drugs. My parents are farting around the store getting their stuff, i'm hanging with my mom and we are in the cosmetics section. I'm bored and on a stand is this sample 'self tanning lotion.' being in the throws of boredom i pick up thye bottle and put a little bit on the side of my hand. Nothing
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Actually - you know what would be fucking rad? A Ninjas and Pirates wedding. So, like, the Groom is a full-on fucking Samurai, and his family and friends side of the aisle of is all full of Ninjas, Samurai, and possible a couple of Mythical Demons. And on the Bride is dressed in a sexilicious Pirate Dress, and on her side of the aisle, is a crowd of rowdy sailors, undead Skeletons, sea monsters, and, of course, Johnny Fucking Depp.
I'm not gay or anything, but... Johnny Depp is sooooo dreamy.
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