Junk mail is occasionally hilarious

[morofthesea]

Out of nowhere, I started getting these weird emails telling me about drugs to increase the size of my manhood. Which is weird. Because I have a huge cock. Or male device as this email names it. Is this not the funniest thing you've ever read

Comments

[omnipotentjezka]

whoah! who? not that i'd know them.

[morofthesea]

Meh. Some girl I've been talking to for a couple days. I don't know how it's going to go, but thankfully it's only coffee. Easy way to back out.

[mupchurch]

No matter how big your device is, I bet mine is bigger because I have already used their aggregate length extending super drug.

So there.

[misspealt]

Yeah, I get those emails too. Also I've been getting a lot of starbucks junk mail lately. It always makes me think of you :)
Good luck on ye olde date, and I will try to get in touch with you soon!
BTW, I don't mean to say that your date is old or crusty or anything. I'm sure she's very clean and spry.