Ever get so suddenly hungry that you feel dizzy and weak? Funky. I ate today, but now my stomach is behaving like I didn't. Introducing coffee into this equation wasn't the brightest of ideas.

Body. Why are you so goddamn stupid? Ever since I landed on this planet it's been one thing after another.

All this stuff going down, and I'm stuck babysitting.

This goes against my nature. I should be blowing things up.

My instincts tell me that something big is coming soon.

Damn maternal instincts. Why do I like kids when I say I don't like kids?

Why do I like kids when my reproductive system is basically broken?

Well, fuck. I don't get myself sometimes.

Heh. You're such a bunch of drama queens.

And people wonder why I get so much amusement out of everybody else.

And my investigation is currently on hold due to me turning babysitter. Don't look at me that way. She's cute.

Attention, android known as KOS-MOS. Not locking this because I don't give a crap. You can all read it, whatever. I want to ask what kind of scanning equipment you have. Can you scan DNA, energy alignment, carbon/nitrogen deterioation rates and temperal/interplanar rifts? I'm trying to run some full tests on this demon-bitch hair, and if I don ( Read more... )

Contact me ASAP. Via IM, please. I don't want to say anything over the network.

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It's only Tuesday night and I'm beat. I think I'll be passing out after this. Good thing I don't have early class tomorrow. I'm so tired that I'm lucky I can find the keyboard.

What is it with me? Am I getting sick again? Whatever. Sleeptime.