Yoinked from Natalie :-)
How on earth you managed to choose Dolly Parton songs I'll never know!
Tim McGraw
1.) Are you male or female: Tiny Dancer
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
2.) Describe yourself: Back When
Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
3.) How do some people feel about you: She's my kind of rain
She's the sun set shadows
She's like Rembrandt's light
She's the history that's made at night
4.) How do you feel about yourself: One of these days
One of these days I'm gonna love me
And feel the joy of sweet release
One of these days, I'll rise above me
And at last I'll find some peace
Then I'm gonna smile a little
Maybe even laugh a little but
One of these days I'm gonna love me
5.) How do you feel right now: Smiling
The sky is blue and the sun is shining
I feel like a bum with a pocket full of diamonds
I'm free as a bird and my spirit's flying
That's enough to keep me smiling
6.) Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: Red rag top
We took one more trip around the sun,
It was all make believe in the end,
No I can't say where she is today,
I can't remember who I was, back then
Well you do what you do and you pay for your sins,
and there's no such thing as what might've
been, that's a waste of time; drive you outta your mind
7.) Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: Just to see you smile
I'd do anything
That you wanted me to
When all is said and done
I'll never count the cost
It's worth all that's lost
Just to see you smile
8.) Describe your family: Why God made Mexico
Cause life is sweet in a border town
You learn to let your hair down
And you don't make trouble
You learn to dance the Fandango
You change your name and you change your face
Get used to beans and chili paste
And you learn to live and love
Life in the slow lane
9.) Describe your friends: My old friend
My old friend, I recall
The times we had hanging on my wall
I wouldn't trade them for gold
Cause they laugh and they cry me
Somehow sanctify me
Their woven in the stories I have told
And tell again
My old friend, I apologize
For the years that have passed
Since the last time you and I
Dusted off those memories
But the running and the races
The people and the places
There's always somewhere else I had to be
Time gets slim, my old friend
10.) Describe where you want to be: Where the green grass grows
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows
Everynight be tucked in close to you
Raise our kids where the good Lord's blessed
Point our rocking chairs towards the west
And plan our dreams where the peaceful river flows
Where the green grass grows
11.) Describe what you want to be: Everybody hates me (maybe you need the full song for this one lol)
Well everybody wants to be the big dog
Wanna wag that big dog tail
But til' they are they wanna see the big dog fail
You pay your dues and you get your breaks
Then you're the S.O.B.
The one everybody loves to hate
It just comes naturally-
They all smile right to your face, and hide the jealousy
That's just the way it goes and I can't wait
Til everybody hates me
12.) Describe your past: The cowboy in me
I got a life that most would love to have
But sometimes I still wake up fightin' mad
At where this road I'm heading down might lead
I guess that's just the cowboy in me
13.) Describe your future: My next thirty years (not that I'm 30 yet..)
Hey my next thirty years I’m gonna have some fun
Try to forget about all the crazy things I’ve done
Maybe now I’ve conquered all my adolescent fears
And I’ll do it better in my next thirty years
My next thirty years I’m gonna settle all the scores
Cry a little less, laugh a little more
Find a world of happiness without the hate and fear
Figure out just what I’m doing here
In my next thirty years
14.) Describe how you live: Tickin' away
Chances are so hard to come by
And the second one is impossible to find
The clock keeps runnin' and the odds keep getting higher
That it's all just a fantasy of mine
15.) Describe how you love: I do but I don't
I do, but I don't
I want to, but I won't
I am but I ain't
I could but I just can't
It feels right but it's wrong
And I've hurt way too long
So when you ask me if I know what I want
I do but I don't
16.) Share a few words of wisdom: All we ever find
Say exactly how you feel
Right now you're free to say it all
There is no one here to judge you only I love you
You're free to close your eyes and fall
You can trust me this is real
Say exactly how you feel
I woke at 10.30 up to a text from John (dad, for those harbouring misimpressions of yet another useless male in my life) saying 'now you can watch Hidalgo, at least when u get your lazy arse out of bed' (he knows me so well lol) Sure enough, when I went to check for post there's an envelope with the dvd of Hidalgo in it. Strange knowing that he knows where I live, work and study and hasn't yet come to say hi. Unnerving really
Tim McGraw
1.) Are you male or female: Tiny Dancer
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
2.) Describe yourself: Back When
Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
3.) How do some people feel about you: She's my kind of rain
She's the sun set shadows
She's like Rembrandt's light
She's the history that's made at night
4.) How do you feel about yourself: One of these days
One of these days I'm gonna love me
And feel the joy of sweet release
One of these days, I'll rise above me
And at last I'll find some peace
Then I'm gonna smile a little
Maybe even laugh a little but
One of these days I'm gonna love me
5.) How do you feel right now: Smiling
The sky is blue and the sun is shining
I feel like a bum with a pocket full of diamonds
I'm free as a bird and my spirit's flying
That's enough to keep me smiling
6.) Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: Red rag top
We took one more trip around the sun,
It was all make believe in the end,
No I can't say where she is today,
I can't remember who I was, back then
Well you do what you do and you pay for your sins,
and there's no such thing as what might've
been, that's a waste of time; drive you outta your mind
7.) Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: Just to see you smile
I'd do anything
That you wanted me to
When all is said and done
I'll never count the cost
It's worth all that's lost
Just to see you smile
8.) Describe your family: Why God made Mexico
Cause life is sweet in a border town
You learn to let your hair down
And you don't make trouble
You learn to dance the Fandango
You change your name and you change your face
Get used to beans and chili paste
And you learn to live and love
Life in the slow lane
9.) Describe your friends: My old friend
My old friend, I recall
The times we had hanging on my wall
I wouldn't trade them for gold
Cause they laugh and they cry me
Somehow sanctify me
Their woven in the stories I have told
And tell again
My old friend, I apologize
For the years that have passed
Since the last time you and I
Dusted off those memories
But the running and the races
The people and the places
There's always somewhere else I had to be
Time gets slim, my old friend
10.) Describe where you want to be: Where the green grass grows
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows
Everynight be tucked in close to you
Raise our kids where the good Lord's blessed
Point our rocking chairs towards the west
And plan our dreams where the peaceful river flows
Where the green grass grows
11.) Describe what you want to be: Everybody hates me (maybe you need the full song for this one lol)
Well everybody wants to be the big dog
Wanna wag that big dog tail
But til' they are they wanna see the big dog fail
You pay your dues and you get your breaks
Then you're the S.O.B.
The one everybody loves to hate
It just comes naturally-
They all smile right to your face, and hide the jealousy
That's just the way it goes and I can't wait
Til everybody hates me
12.) Describe your past: The cowboy in me
I got a life that most would love to have
But sometimes I still wake up fightin' mad
At where this road I'm heading down might lead
I guess that's just the cowboy in me
13.) Describe your future: My next thirty years (not that I'm 30 yet..)
Hey my next thirty years I’m gonna have some fun
Try to forget about all the crazy things I’ve done
Maybe now I’ve conquered all my adolescent fears
And I’ll do it better in my next thirty years
My next thirty years I’m gonna settle all the scores
Cry a little less, laugh a little more
Find a world of happiness without the hate and fear
Figure out just what I’m doing here
In my next thirty years
14.) Describe how you live: Tickin' away
Chances are so hard to come by
And the second one is impossible to find
The clock keeps runnin' and the odds keep getting higher
That it's all just a fantasy of mine
15.) Describe how you love: I do but I don't
I do, but I don't
I want to, but I won't
I am but I ain't
I could but I just can't
It feels right but it's wrong
And I've hurt way too long
So when you ask me if I know what I want
I do but I don't
16.) Share a few words of wisdom: All we ever find
Say exactly how you feel
Right now you're free to say it all
There is no one here to judge you only I love you
You're free to close your eyes and fall
You can trust me this is real
Say exactly how you feel
I woke at 10.30 up to a text from John (dad, for those harbouring misimpressions of yet another useless male in my life) saying 'now you can watch Hidalgo, at least when u get your lazy arse out of bed' (he knows me so well lol) Sure enough, when I went to check for post there's an envelope with the dvd of Hidalgo in it. Strange knowing that he knows where I live, work and study and hasn't yet come to say hi. Unnerving really