Fun with my Brother

[morrigirl]

After listening to the "Dirt" album by Alice in Chains for the hundredth time, I turned to Michael and said, "I just realized that all the lyrics written by Layne Staley are about drugs and all the lyrics written by Jerry Cantrell are about death

Comments

[greenblackevil]

I personally wish Quentin Tarantino had directed the prequels.

[morrigirl]

There would have been machine guns instead of light sabers, and Uma Thurman instead of Natalie Portman.

[greenblackevil]

WIN

[legman666]

"Spike Lee"

"We didn't LAND on the force! the FORCE landed on US!"

"Clint Eastwood"

"Do ya feel lucky, Vader? WELL DO YA?"

""Death." "

death ALWAYS wins.

"THAT lead us to conjure up a list of directors who, although completely wrong for the job, might have produced a more interesting, if not necessarily better Star Wars trilogy."

I vote for whomever directed SCARFACE.

[morrigirl]

I vote for whomever directed SCARFACE.

Ah, Brian De Palma. You know he went to the college where I work.

[legman666]

COOL.

"SAY HELLO TO MY LEETLE LIGHTSABER!"

nope... that does'nt scan as well.

[morrigirl]

I don't know. I think it's pretty catchy. I'm going to have to keep my eye out for a situation in which I can use that phrase.

[legman666]

oh! Paul Verhoven! then you'd have Star Wars with more overt fascist overtones, and topless Natalie Portman!

[morrigirl]

*groans* I hated both of those movies.

[legman666]

Starship Troopers?

it was OK.

but ROBOCOP was AWESOME.

Total Recall... should have been TOTALLY RECALLED.

[morrigirl]

I hated Starship Troopers. Doogie Howser was the best thing about it.

I've never seen Robocop or Total Recall.