I am not ancient.

Thank you.

I should stop reading The Gashlycrumb Tinies and go do something useful with my time.

Hmmm. No.

Bastard.

Remus Lupin is in my backyard. Naked.

Teehee!

Wait. a. second.

What the hell is the point to fucking decaf coffee? What?

End rant.

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Hey! Look what I found!

Loraine,

O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard.
Being in night, all this is but a dream,
Too flattering-sweet to be substantial.

--L.
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I do not understand muggle logic. For if electricity comes from electrons... does morality come from morons?

That's my two cents. Good day to you.

( Lucius/Snape - confrontation after Blaise )