I wish my gay brother lived closer. His hair's still long enough I can braid it. And dye it in his sleep.

Bad crewcut Drew. BAD FLAPPER CHURCH. NO SOUP FOR YOU.

Make some waves // Sex on the beach

[Drew]

How pwned by comic are you nao? Want 2 invite The Chin 2 dinner.

[Bee]

OMG YOU NEVER TAUGHT THE CHIN ABOUT VAMPIRES. HE'S MINE NOW. MWAHAHA!!!

If you could be me for a day, what would you have me do?

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

I AM GOING TO HAVE INSANE AMOUNTS OF SEX WITH MY HUSBAND THIS WEEKEND.

And it's entirely possible that I might have had juuuuuuuuuuust a few too many Cadbury Mini Eggs. The ones with the candy shell and the chocolate...um.

I sort of chased them with coffee. I'm a bad person.

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DREW!!!!

I have a feeling Bee thinks we should start using latex in the bedroom. Or maybe mylar.

I apologize in advance for my crazy. I've already given up caffeine so I'm not grumpy about it when I'm preggo and the hormones start freaking out, and I'm being ubergoofy to compensate. I'm...not sure if it's working.

“If you don't have solid beliefs you cannot build a stable life. Beliefs are like the foundation of a building, and they are the foundation to build your life upon.”

NOTE: Drew is iwas_thegoodkid and is used with love, adoration, and cookies. :P

“God…I can’t decide.”

“We got time, baby.”

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