i have realised a few things.

[mortars]

1. if your myspace profile talks about how badly your heart was broken, it probably really wasn't.
2. if your myspace profile talks about how good you are in bed, you probably really aren't.
3. picking up chicks at sneakers is the other kind of dumpster diving.

Comments

[ieyeaye]

this one time i got off 12 times in one night. and then swallowed.

[quaintsaint]

G: Gigantic
E: Ego
O: Oversized
R: Rectum
G: Genital
E: Esé

[mortars]

esé is way too cool a word to fit into that acrostic poem.

[mortars]

is it cos you're tupac?

[hawksley]

YOU'RE SHATTERING MY ENTIRE WORRRRRLD

[mortars]

HOLY CRAP, SHAE!

how the hell are you?

[hawksley]

me?! how the hell are YOU MISSY.

i'm.

i'm wow.

i don't know.

i'm getting married and moving to wisconsin to live in a house full of my best friends. my room got broken into last night by these people who are out to get me. i just put a guy in jail for 20 years. i'm at work and just sold like 8 grand worth of stuff...

I'M PRETTY FLIPPIN' GOOD, FRIEND.

-s

[mortars]

HOLY CRAP, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED? TO LYLE?

CONGRATULATIONS ON EEEEVERYTHING IN THAT COMMENT (except maybe the break & enter; that angers me). geez good to hear about all that, very happy for you :D