I need this like I need a whole in the head...oh, wait...

[mortician]

HeheHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm sorry, this just really, really amuses me.
See? Look, I'm amused!
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Comments

[jes5199]

relaxing music but the words make all my muscles tense up

[mortician]

That's because you've got too high a brain water volume.