If someone can hook me up with some strawberry shortcake (The food, not the cartoon girl. Altho.. no, no, the food.), I will be ever so grateful.
Yours truly, Hungry guy who's currently devouring his roommate's formerly quite full bag of teriyaki beef jerky, which happens to be not so full at the moment, and will be much less full in subsequent
I was thinking I would shave my head. And then, once my arm heals up, that I'd wax my entire body (including my eyebrows) and pick the hairs out of the wax and glue all of it to my feet, so I'd look more like the hobbit I am.