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[mortu]

Sometimes, I wish I was a bird.
Yes yes, flying and what not is fine. But going to the bathroom is an adventure!
I WISH I had the power to precision bomb people with Feces from the air!

"Ordnance away! Eagle's Nest, this is Eagle. Direct hit. Target is completely shitfaced!"

Comments

[watchbradford]

had i been in jersey, i would have assumed it was you precision bombing me yesterday as i walked into my parents' house. if i had been a second later, it would have been my hair, but it got my left shin as i strutted forward onder a tree...

[dracoreina]

Have you been attacking my car? Because seriously.....not cool

;-)