Looking back on the last ten years of my lj

[morty_baby]

... as far as schemes went this may have been my crowning glory.

Hi! My name is Mort and I am a pothead.

Comments

[toohipanna]

i love you. and i remember you posted a pic of your newly polished toes once upon a time..i'll say it again. you have very attractive footsies...i dont even have a fetish.

[zesty_pinto]

Personally, I think you could have made a bundle monetizing some of these tasty tidbits of verbal brilliance in your journeys, like a modern day Hunter S. Thompson with boobs and a pet. Well more boobs than pet these days.