Corn on the cob

[morty_baby]

I have been eating a LOT of corn on the cob. Every day for weeks now. Strangely enough, it usually takes me a WEEK or two to expel the corn that apparently I eat like a typewriter *ding!* and then next couple rows *ding!* and don't actually chew my corn *ding! rimshot* So now every day I get to see uneaten corn in my poop. You're welcome.

Comments

[achinhibitor]

Reminds me of a large weekend outing where they brought in a port-a-potty. Someone posted on the door a printout of a web page. Some guy had experimented by eating nothing but whole kernel corn, unchewed, for several days. Each day he checked (and photographed) his output, until several days down the line when the output looked almost exactly like the input.

[morty_baby]

You did not answer my pseudo-poll, sir! Now go back there and do it or I will stuff you into the 'FLUFFER' chair!

[achinhibitor]

The whole question is a deep philosophical problem. I think a better choice is FLUFFER and STUNT COCK.

Perhaps you can get appropriate icons stenciled on them:

[morty_baby]

I don't want to actually be kicked off a piece of beach where condos go for a million a pop so any words like 'stunt' aren't going to work. Or probably even pictures of acrobatic chickens. And how insensitive of you, you KNOW that I just lost a chicken *sniff*

[zam_buk]

Fluffer 1 & 2. No question.

[morty_baby]

Like Thing1 and Thing2, only fluffier! I do like the idea of being a diRECtor, though.

[twisteroo]

Go with fluffer and director.....oh, oh...how about fluffer and fluffee?

[morty_baby]

Fluffee? REALLY? You're showing your girlie side. *snerk* You I just want to be sitting on that beach with me, in any chair I make you sit on.

[morty_baby]

I wonder if I should go with Directress? Either way, he's wearing that matching ball gag.

[randymarsh]

Bring in the gimp !

corn that apparently I eat like a typewriter *ding!* and then next couple rows *ding!*

[adman]

Hey I'm a typer corner too.

To fluff er not to fluff that is the question.. Sure FLUFF all the way eh.

[morty_baby]

That IS the proper way to eat corn, after all. All those cud-chewing mofos that take big hunks out of the cobs in randum places are just doing it wrong. Am I right? Yes, yes I am.

[randymarsh]

Who are trying to kid? We all know you eat it like a popsicle.

We all know you eat it like a popsicle.

[adman]

Well I do like to lick the salty and buttery bits before I start to type if that's what you mean Marshman