They're ba-aaack!

[morty_baby]

There are 4 different kinds of wasps that make my outbuildings home. Mud-daubers, yellow jackets, little underground wasps that look quite adorable but are very territorial. And last year, these giant, mostly black with thin yellow stripes, wasps that I hadn't seen before. They were holding the whole front porch and half the front yard captive, so

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[grammardog]

You are as tough as nails. Bea Arthur would be ON HIS OWN if he were covered in wasps.

[morty_baby]

I doubt that, my dear. You would have grabbed Bea up and dumped him in a bucket of water.

Right? Riiight. I would have tried spraying him with the hose but he wouldn't stay still and because he was only 3 months old, he kept on wanting to come to ME to save him.

[anonymous]

When you said you had to beat the puppy I thought you were talking about masturbating. OMG, you were beating a real live puppy? You in incorrigible beast!!

sHaViN

[morty_baby]

I didn't say 'beat the puppy', I said SMACK the puppy. Hmm.... that sounds even worse. nm :)
Kevron

[anonymous]

That's a case for the lighter fuel and a match. Of course it may burn your house down but at least it gets rid of the wasps.

[morty_baby]

Oh believe me, Sem, I thought about it. Way too dangerous around wooden eaves and soffits and the exposed beams. That and a skittery Sharon in the dark.

[the_pilchard]

I just made a comment but my stupid browser had anonymoused me. It was a stupid comment anyway.

[morty_baby]

Too late, I am setting up my tiger torch now in anticipation of this spring's crop of wasps.

[vix]

Fuck motherfucking wasps, I will run and scream like a wuss if I see them coming at me. It's worked so far as I've never been stung yet, but it's not like those fuckers aren't keeping score and I know they are just saving up to screw me over completely one of these days.

[morty_baby]

The 8 stings were on ONE ARM! The leading arm holding the broom. It turned bright red and swelled up like Popeye's arm and it BUUUURNED all night long. It took one second for that to happened but in another second, I slammed my broom down and ran screaming for the back door. AHHHHHH!!