Black seals... look better in the shade.

[morty_baby]

I saw a pure black seal on the beach yesterday! It was wearing a harness. Speaking of harnessesesss, when I pulled up to the beach on my bicycle with Hunter in the lead, a fellow was standing nearby. Hunter went over to say hi and the man said 'so, is this a service dog?' - indicating the harness. In my head I was kept saying over and over

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say yes, he's a service dog for the sexually perverted

[adman]

Chicken.. *buckbuckbuckbuuuuuuuck*

Re: say yes, he's a service dog for the sexually perverted

[morty_baby]

*buk buk BUKKAKE!*

Re: say yes, he's a service dog for the sexually perverted

[adman]

*gobble gobble gobble*

[randymarsh]

I always thought you might be a "gobbler"

[gushgush]

yeah...

[morty_baby]

mmm hmmm.....

[snatchbeast]

yes, he's a service dog for the sexually perverted - every time I have a naughty thought, he bites me in the crotch

Win.

[morty_baby]

I aim to use that line on the right stranger, though. A nice looking one, perhaps. :)

[karatemonkey]

Seems like all of life's favorite things come with a harness. A seal, your dog, your strap-on, your thermos.

[achinhibitor]

Sigh, this is the sort of thing I miss from The Good Old Days!

To me the most chic and glamorous opening of Female Trouble was held in the Baltimore City Jail. Thrilled to be invited back to my favorite location, I jumped at the chance to screen my film to this captive audience. I knew their reaction to my "crime is beauty" saga would mean a lot more to me than The New York Times review. [...] "Let 'em in," a guard yelled, and five hundred convicts entered, two of whom were white. Everyone looked stunningly scary. The film started, and they sat silently on the gymnasium floor until Divine knocked the Christmas tree over on her mother and screamed: "I hate you! I hate this house! And I hate Christmas!" The audience went wild, and I knew I had won their hearts. Warden Kamka entered during the second reel and further insured a favorable reaction from the prisoners. They loved any scene with violence and cheered the shit stains on Divine's underpants and yelled out, "Hey, man, is this a real movie?" Since the death penalty

[morty_baby]

That last line - it would be the most perfect compliment, to me.