Also, I almost died today when the stupid...no, the FUCKING elevator...dropped.

Thank you, you decrepit p.o.s.

EDIT...because I freaked some people out, let me clarify. The elevator didn't drop more than a few feet. I was exagerating. I didn't almost die. But I did almost throw up. I don't like drops like that, on roller coasters, on elevators, ( Read more... )

...maybe it's me...but this seems like it's becoming more complicated...

...like I said...maybe it's me...

...or maybe I need to go to sleep...

I feel...old.

And tired.

All I want to do is sit in my room, preferrably in the dark.

Being sad takes a lot of energy.

Ok, do they honestly expect people to be able to whip out $1000 for an airline ticket, just like that, when something happens?

I just played Minesweeper and won. First time. Ever. I'm very excited.

I've not been that nice a person lately. I don't like it.

Your Stripper Song Is
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My professor called on me and I knew the answer.

Hah! Kiss my ass, Latin!

Dane Cook is doing the South Beach Comedy Festival.

Tomorrow night.

No tickets available.

Of course.

If anyone knows how to work an LG phone...specifically, how to do "enter" in a text (as in, jumping to the next line down), please inform me.