Dear Lord.

[moshpitwarrior]

I broke the shit out of my tail bone bringing drunk Amanda breakfast. The first of those 20 metal steps viciously dug its straight, sharp corner right into my backside very, very firmly. That's what I get for being nice to my coworkers. Eggs everywhereWorking line tomorrow night so I have nowhere to be for a solid 22 hours. Sweet? Definitely

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[taumeson]

Mae?

awesome knowledge.

[moshpitwarrior]

Oh snap.

If you want to know even more awesome knowledge...

Lauren-Mae.

[dxcboyfirekid]

*gasp!*

[taumeson]

for halloween you need to dress in plaid and khakis and wear a wig (or grow your hair out). you can send your mom a picture and caption it "what might have been -- lauren-mae"