As I was surrounded by my coworkers, discussing business...

[mosiroar]

I claimed rather seriously that,

"I think we really should discuss how gentlemen prefer butt sluts."

I recieved blank stares and silence and the meeting disbanded.

Comments

[mightyodinn]

Some things never change.

[goosezilla]

Good work Master Rai!

As I was surrounded by my coworkers, discussing business...
I claimed rather seriously that,

"My vagina is bigger than Doug's, what'dya think these are for?"
Pulls out the Hulk Hands *roar Hulk Smash!*

I recieved stares and a man turned colors and fled from our room embarrassed.

[mosiroar]

That's monstrous girlfriend. :)