My 50th tooth came loose when I was but a snotling ( Read more... )

I *Finally* watched BSG s3ep4 exodus ( Read more... )

Pariotic Nordic Rap Rock

Everything is fine.

I woke up shaken. Its grey out. A fine layer of grease coats my eyes ( Read more... )

Tofu festival tuckered me out...

http://www.lastnightsparty.com/barfing/slides/IMG_0512.html

Repulsive attractive.

Woah nelly, i'm falling to pieces.

I can imagine myself with advanced diabetes...

"Hey andrew, you lost your arm today."

"Mr. rai, sorry, but you cannot see."

I'm going to exercise right now.

I'm going into mega favor mode. I am throwing up a deception to aid a friend. Lies can sometimes be a good thing ( Read more... )

I taught 2nd raders about the video game industry, drew them robocop, and painted mandalas with them.

Children are pure beings of wonder.

If one was to ask me how Bill's wedding was in Idaho this weekend, I would calmly reply, "Go eat a dick ( Read more... )

http://www.mcso.org/

This cop is an asshole for his posse forming ways...

I sent him an email telling him that he is no cowboy. You should do the same.