MiB Terminology
MIB TERMINOLOGY | W.I.P.
TECH
MIB
ALIENS
RULES
- Sup1 = Movie Canon
- Sup2 = Cartoon Canon
- Sup3 = Comic, Card, and Game Canon
- Grey = Head Canon
- Blacked Out = Potential Spoilers for Upcoming Movie
Tech:
Almanian Mach 3 Heat Ray2
Rare technology on earth, capable of melting through a mile of ice.
Alpha Centauri Prison2
Centauri run prison and home to some of the worst criminals in the galaxy.
Anti-Magic Gun3
Shoots rounds of super-conductor to short-circuit magic.
Area 572
Site for a major secret satellite installation
Black Guard 12
Satellite Facility meant to protect Earth from all exterior threats.
Black Track2
International subway system to transport the men in black around Earth as most transport devices are controlled.
Blaster3
Standard issued handheld MiB weapon
Bodysuit1
Disguise used by aliens to blend in among humans. Illegal to sell to humans.
Carte Noire3
Black ID card that changes with the user's psychic input (like Psychic Paper from Doctor Who)
Clean-up Van1
MiB units meant to conceal the aftereffects of alien encounters.
Clone1
Clone of a crucial agent produced if a mission is practically a suicide mission and return seems unlikely.
Corthenite RD-27 Time Jumper2
Handheld time travel device that creates rifts you can travel through.
Cosmic Integrator2
Originally a tool for the medical profession, the cosmic integrator is meant for the user to better understand the function of alien parts that are grafted or transplanted onto the user's body. Can be addictive.
Decoder Ring (Alien Version)3
Provides a holographic translation of every text into the language of preference.
Demoleculizer XL122
Heavy energy gun that causes molecular disruption, but usually only disables an enemy.
Deneuralyzer | Denueralyser1
Reverses the effects of level 1 Nueralyzation. Any deeper and the effects are irreversable.
Electrostatic De-oxygenator3
Gun that sucks the Oxygen out of the air.
Energy Siphon2
Used to drain energy based beings or electrically charged ones.
Fenney's Theorem of Parallel Time2
All time progresses at the same rate. The effects of altering the past take effect in approximately the same amount of time
Frequency Tracker2
Tracks frequencies.
Gummer2
Shoots adhesive globs to subdue smaller enemies.
Heat Ray3
Shoots a really pretty laser beam
Humanasuit1
Specialized mechanical bodysuit made by Arquillians that are mechanical and very strong.
Icer2
Gun that freezes its target alive.
iPhone
Tool used by the MiB with various apps that are far beyond civilian function.
Ion Dehibiter2
Energy weapon
Impound Unit2
Used to contain unauthorized craft and return to MiB headquarters.
Korlian XT-173
Triple barrel weapon loaded with supercapacitors
Litmistic Chronograph2
A ring that turns red for aliens and blue for humans. Another way to check identities in the absence of a spectral Monograph.
Magic Detector Grid3
Sensor Sweeping system set up using powerlines throughout the world
Megasonic Destructor Array3
A device about the size of a remote that requires a medium for the sound to go through. It won't work in the vacuum of space.
Mertog Mind Infiltrator2
Allows someone to enter someone else's dreams. Not to be used on earth until 2080.
Micronized Galaxy1
Greatest source of subatomic power in the known universe. Capable of powering massive weapons and is therefore highly controlled.
Moon Base
Maximum security prison located on the moon.
Neuralyzer1 | Nueralyser3
Device used for memory erasure
Noisy Cricket1
Tiny gun that shoots a mix concussive and energy blast. The emission of said blast frequently knocks the shooter backward.
Pinocha Drill2
Veracidin truth serum
Pocket Laser3
Cutting tool
Plasma Rifle3
Used to give areal burns, plasma rifles are connected to a backpack full of excellerant. If struck in the right place, the entire pack will go up like the Hindenburg.
Proto-cyclotron Blaster3
Better than a regular blaster
Protonium Gulag2
Prison facility.
Quick Clone2
Clones that can be used in emergencies with all the intelligence of the original but with a limited lifespan.
Reverberating Carbonizer3
Pretty much renders organic material to the consistancy of charcoal
Series 4 Deatomizer1
Large gun capable of taking down spaceships
Sonic Nullifier2
Nuetralizes specific sounds.
Spectral Analyzer1
Scans the residue from alien spacecraft to see what sort of engine they use.
Spectral Monograph2
Scans humans to find aliens, either human in appearance or in bodysuits
Spectrometer2
Dimensional searcher that can find rare manifold life-forms.
SVEN2
Highly accurate weapon on board the Black Guard Satellite
Tomassitron Matter Amplifier2
Enhances the natural properties in any compound
TUBBY2
A portion of the Black Guard Satellite meant to destroy asteroids the size of Texas
Tyraxus2
A bioship that crash into the Antarctic and was buried under meters of ice.
Vaculator2
Shoots molten lava.
Vehicle1
Can be a Ford LTD, Lincoln Continental, an SUV, or any number of transforming vehicles used by the MiB. Occasionally posses external blending features.
Virtual Selective Memory Projector2
Causes the wearer to relive the memories at a specific time period and records them into the device. If used again, will repeat those memories to the next wearer at the risk of brain damage.
Void Density Core2
A singularity device designed for waste management that was outlawed for terrorist potential. It sucks everything within a three mile radius into it.
Universal Translator1
Translates thought into audible dialog. Illegal to be used by humans because their primitive thought is seen to be infectious.
Zeeltor Constricting Body Mannical 2
Zeeltor's invention that was basically sticky paper that popped up and wrapped around it's victims.
Zinger3
Caused the 77' New York black-out as a practical joke. Kay has been known to use this as a weapon.
Zones2
Regions where alien landing is permitted.
Aliens:
Altonian3
From a bright world with multiple suns. Have gills over their eyes that can blink like an extra set of eyelids and have tentacles. The infant born in the first movie.
Amperions2
Alien energy sucking parasite. Has no brain or nervous system. Energy weapons only feed them.
Analids1
Worms.
Arbans2
From the planet Arbas. Have their own version of the MiB and tentacles for fingers.
Arquillian1
Allies to the Men in Black and designers of high level mechanical humanasuits.
Astrotots2
The MiBverse equivalent of teletubbies, starring real three-eyed aliens.
Barthok2
Pumpkin-headed alien that kidnaps children to serve as slave labor on their homeworld.
Baruga 2
Looks like a really big bed bug that eats certain elements until it's filled up, before moving to the next. Only a threat to humans when it goes into carbon hunger.
Blastulans2
Race that can create artificial suns.
Bloopka2
Unknown
Boltians1
Gray Aliens, tall aliens that appeared at First Contact
Bovus 2
Catarpillar-like being with a spiny exoskeleton
"Bugs"1
Race of aliens with a hive mentality, most of them resembling various sorts of bugs and thrive on carnage. Require royal jelly to reproduce. Not permitted on Earth.
Carlothian1
A race of vine-like aliens that can regenerate from minimal material, like shape-shifting Kudzu.
Centaurians1
The twins.
Cephalapoid1
Bipedal. Also have gills over their eyes that they blink when they're out of breath.
Charnok2
A race of aliens that can hitch rides on asteroids and have hides thick enough to allow them to enter the atmosphere without aid of ship or suit. Cosmic terrorists.
"Chopshoppers"2
Aliens that scavange any sort of aerial tech and sell on the black market.
Edlethop2
The MiBverse equivalent of A.L.F.
Eldophians2
A race of aliens that attempted to abduct President Ford out of the White House
Elsidian2
Vampiric race that drains most of your bodily fluids using their hand-mouths. And Elsidian handshake exchanged with a human produces a psychic link.
Elves2
From the planet Pixopolis and serve Santa Claus
Fellogian Bat2
Have wings, and are especially dangerous.
Fmeck2
More aggressive race distantly related and similar in size to the Arquillians. Kay destroyed their homeworld with their own death ray.
Fraylians2
Have no brainstems, thus have no problem with the Vermax.
Gravlax2
An alien that walks on its arms with a torso that terminates below the rib cage as an infant.
Kalifatik2
A planet that accused the twins of committing crimes against it. Their MiB is a system of Enforcers and is extremely strict, to the point of invading the airspace of other planets to claim even those that have asylum. They run a Kalifatik Gulag.
Kalaxian2
Make 97 ton death vessels that respond to tiny implants left in humans.
Liebsterites2
Unknown
Lycanthrope2
Werewolf. Not Jay and Kay's jurisdiction.
Martians2
Unknown
Metaphite2
Coccoon used to terraform planets for Vexrons.
Microencephalopoid2
Tiny alien that can use Arquillian humanasuits.
Millicrons2
Sentient airborne virus that migrates as a civilization.
Mrak2
Pollinating plant culture that assimilates all that its pollen infects.
Murkurdian2
Large alien that uses bodysuits shaped like large trees or buildings.
Napeirion2
Interdemensional being that can speak through a spectrometer.
Predeterminator2
The MiBverse equivalent of the Predator
Seronians1
Had a major migration in 1968
Singalian1
Non humanoid lifeform that requires a sponge to clean up after it. Led by a Prefect.
"Scales"3
Egg-laying lizard-like race that resents its true name being pronounced by humans.
Scintillian2
Have two hearts, and as long as one keeps beating are virtually immortal.
Skeezaloid2
Rayniscian and Naborian. Aliens produced on two different moons.
"Skook"3
Slang term for Jack Jeebs race.
Skralldians2
Giant Alien that resembles a shellfish and marks its murderers. Psychically connected.
Space Demon2
The MiBverse equivalent of the Xenomorphs
Symbiote2
Alien that needs to alternate hosts to survive. Produces a second head when it wants to speak. Makes the host immortal, and will take over the host completely if left too long.
Trifibians2
Unknown
Varah3
Posses tentacles, eyestalks, and a snout. Mostly scroungers and most are law-biding. Mikey in MiB I is one.
Venutian2
Unknown
Vexron2
Vexrons are insect-like aliens with exoskeletons that require an irradiated environment to thrive.
Zadoran2
Don't emotionally mature beyond the age of seven years in human development.
Zarthan1
Race capable of affecting the environment with their emotions and possessing precognitive abilities.
Zeron2
Carnivorous race that travels from planet to planet dining on sentient beings. Very playful.
Zombarion2
A race of bipedal aliens who's legs bend backward and are stronger than humans.
This is a handy dandy guide to bullshitting improvising alien names from Men in Black: The Roleplaying Game.
Classification Adjectives
Classification Nouns
abdominous
achromic
aliferous
amphibious
augmented
bipedal
cervicorn
dichoptic
dischromatopic
dolichocephalic
ectomorphic
ectoparasitic
elongated
endomorphic
eutherian
exomorphic
hirsute
hyperopic
hypsicephalic
kyphotic
lepidote
marsupial
mesomorphic
metameric
metamorphic
multiped
myopic
neurasthenic
nyctolopic
orthocephalic
peritrichous
polydactylous
polymorphic
rigid
sternutative
totipalmate
ameboid
android
anthropoid
arachnid
anthropod
bovine
caprid
cephalopod
cervid
cetacean
crustacean
equine
felinoid
humanoid
ichthyoid
lacertilian
leporid
lupinoid
mollusk
myriopod
ophidian
ornithoid
reptillian
ursid
Rules:
Agency2
The portion of MiB that deals with entertainment.
Bionet1
Restriction of aliens travelling between zones.
Centaurian Calendar1
37 Hour Days / 19 Month years
Code 12
Reconstruction of craft damaged area.
Code 22
Organized destruction of craft damaged area.
Code 72
Agent is target of alien attack
Code Blue2
Attack from the inside of MiB headquarters
Code White2
Santa Claus is missing and highest ranking MiB agent has to sub for Santa in his absence.
Galactic Standard Week1
One hour
Non-department Issue Concealment2
Use of a body-suit that's not been MiB approved
Unauthorized Breach of the Time Continuum2
Using a Time Machine on Earth without authorization by the Men in Black.
"Skimmer"1
Landed alien out of zone.
Sections 4, 1, 5, and 3 of the Tycho Treaty1
Unauthorized landing and murder of humans on the planet Earth, as well as endangering it
Statute 504 of the Triton Accord2
Stealing the bodily fluids from a human without their permission
Tryloc Treaty2
Prohibits the use of civilian aliens in police matters.