I have a new man in my life. James Bond He's kept me company when there was no one else to, given me action, adventure and charmed me into spending an entire week on the couch by his side. Oh James.
Here's what I really think because I've never told you. You should be more ashamed of yourself. You're actually mentally handicapped. And I've never been a bad friend to you, never steered you wrong, never stopped caring but you still treat me like shit. Fuck you, for once.