He is too skinny lately. Needs a good woman (like me) who can cook (like me) and take care of washing those jeans he keeps wearing (like me) and still bank him like a taiko drum (like me). (I am now humming "Because I'm a woman, W-O-M-A-N")
Besides, the cardboard standee is too fragile (probably like the real thing). I'd have to have it waterproofed and have hydraulics and a diesel motor added to make it worth my while.
Oh, I completely agree with the forcefeeding comment. He's entirely too thin.
And I agree about requiring the waterproofing, as well. LOL.
*sigh* What I really want (aside from the real thing, of course) would be a life-size stand-up of him standing as captain of the Flying Dutchman, open-shirt and bandanna flying in the breeze. THAT SCENE sent my hormones into wild overdrive from which I have never fully recovered. I don't suppose you have a black market source for pics from that scene??? I've googled myself silly looking for them.
I can't wait to see it again....
My office mate said that her main objection was that I would be petting and slobbering the OB cut-out all day instead of being the coherent, organized individual that I usually am at work. Huh. What's she smoking? LOL.
Besides, I'm the one who said the third movie belonged to Will Turner as the character who changed the most.
Too true! He started off the first movie as this quiet, gentlemanly character and finished the last movie as an improved-upon Captain Jack. Soooooo hot!!!
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He is too skinny lately. Needs a good woman (like me) who can cook (like me) and take care of washing those jeans he keeps wearing (like me) and still bank him like a taiko drum (like me). (I am now humming "Because I'm a woman, W-O-M-A-N")
Besides, the cardboard standee is too fragile (probably like the real thing). I'd have to have it waterproofed and have hydraulics and a diesel motor added to make it worth my while.
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And I agree about requiring the waterproofing, as well. LOL.
*sigh* What I really want (aside from the real thing, of course) would be a life-size stand-up of him standing as captain of the Flying Dutchman, open-shirt and bandanna flying in the breeze. THAT SCENE sent my hormones into wild overdrive from which I have never fully recovered. I don't suppose you have a black market source for pics from that scene??? I've googled myself silly looking for them.
I can't wait to see it again....
My office mate said that her main objection was that I would be petting and slobbering the OB cut-out all day instead of being the coherent, organized individual that I usually am at work. Huh. What's she smoking? LOL.
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Too true! He started off the first movie as this quiet, gentlemanly character and finished the last movie as an improved-upon Captain Jack. Soooooo hot!!!
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