[ 5 ] a thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom
[China is not at home right now. He's off in Netherlands' house, paying back a favor to the Dutchman, and using that particular phone to communicate. The first thing he does - besides triple checking that his pistol is in perfect working order - is phone his house. Really, it's a shame that he's entirely unaware of his new not!daughter.]
[FILTERED TO 768 BUNKER HOUSEHOLD]
Nihao, aru. Will not be home for some time, so am leaving instructions. Do best to pay attention and obey, heya?
Hong Kong, you man of house for now. Protect it like you promised me. Iceland, please do same thing if Hong Kong not there. Also feed kitty cat. Make sure my fake loudmouth wife not throw out.
Eyebro- Bri-tan.
[an awkward pause that he more than makes up for by adding an extra bite to his next words:]
Holding you responsible. Anything happen, is on own fat head.
[FILTERED TO EMPEROR]
Have....bad news, lord. One of family has been made into drone. Was no offense against town, far as I know, but- well....
[Despite the awkwardness that comes from the whole "displaced timelines" business, China wants to talk to his emperor-bro. With him, China isn't tangling with foreigners or navigating the pitfalls in his own fractured nation-family, and he could really use the break from such things. Bawwww.]
[He hangs up and then that's it for his phone dickery; he will make no calls to his "ally" (hahaha) Russia. There's no reason for the soviet bear to get involved in what is strictly a family matter, not even in the name of 'protecting ideological interests' since it doesn't involve commiebro Vietnam. And this is good. China's tired of having to keep up the pretense of close comradeship, of the pressure to report even the smallest of hiccups, of letting Russia shove his stupid fat revisionist nose into business that doesn't concern him. All out of a fear that the other nation will cut ties and abandon him politically. Well, in this matter Russia will just have to remain ignorant.]
[ACTION;]
[Hello, 945 Beluah household and any visitors that might drop by! Have a locked and loaded Chinese nation sticking to drone!Taiwan like ugly on an ape. He'll be engaging in mundane, pointless chattering to keep a smile on her face, but more or less won't let her out of his sight. No worries, though; he's a professional.]
[FILTERED TO 768 BUNKER HOUSEHOLD]
Nihao, aru. Will not be home for some time, so am leaving instructions. Do best to pay attention and obey, heya?
Hong Kong, you man of house for now. Protect it like you promised me. Iceland, please do same thing if Hong Kong not there. Also feed kitty cat. Make sure my fake loudmouth wife not throw out.
Eyebro- Bri-tan.
[an awkward pause that he more than makes up for by adding an extra bite to his next words:]
Holding you responsible. Anything happen, is on own fat head.
[FILTERED TO EMPEROR]
Have....bad news, lord. One of family has been made into drone. Was no offense against town, far as I know, but- well....
[Despite the awkwardness that comes from the whole "displaced timelines" business, China wants to talk to his emperor-bro. With him, China isn't tangling with foreigners or navigating the pitfalls in his own fractured nation-family, and he could really use the break from such things. Bawwww.]
[He hangs up and then that's it for his phone dickery; he will make no calls to his "ally" (hahaha) Russia. There's no reason for the soviet bear to get involved in what is strictly a family matter, not even in the name of 'protecting ideological interests' since it doesn't involve commiebro Vietnam. And this is good. China's tired of having to keep up the pretense of close comradeship, of the pressure to report even the smallest of hiccups, of letting Russia shove his stupid fat revisionist nose into business that doesn't concern him. All out of a fear that the other nation will cut ties and abandon him politically. Well, in this matter Russia will just have to remain ignorant.]
[ACTION;]
[Hello, 945 Beluah household and any visitors that might drop by! Have a locked and loaded Chinese nation sticking to drone!Taiwan like ugly on an ape. He'll be engaging in mundane, pointless chattering to keep a smile on her face, but more or less won't let her out of his sight. No worries, though; he's a professional.]