I am so close to giving everything up right now. As in dropping out of school. Quitting and working at a restaurant forever because that is easier than my life right now and I'm going to fail anyway ( Read more... )

Just got the cast lists for the October shows.

My character's name is Pud Murphy.

Suffice it to say, I forage once again into the territory of "yeah Julia, you were great in those two scenes you were in? Why were you in only two scenes?"

I don't know, phantom praiser, I just don't know.

This is Pud, signing off.

stress, stress, stress. This owner is heinous and evil. He yelled at me (yes, training on my first day) over the phone because I said "just a moment" instead of "one moment please". Regardless, I am still quitting the popcorn store today because although it's an easy job with pleasant people, it's getting me nowhere. It will be difficult to choose ( Read more... )

I got a new job. I am a hostess. At the Central Park boathouse.

Check it THE FUCK OUT.
www.thecentralparkboathouse.com

Goodbye popcorn store, goodbye forever.

So now when you come visit me, you will get done up NICE at a freakin sweet (and gorgeous restuarant.)

Feel free to congratulate/grovel.

I keep applying to them and they keep not responding ( Read more... )

Fuck you Barry Bonds, your team still mothafuckin lost!!!!!! Hahahahaha! And it doesn't even matter because A Rod is gonna break it in less than 10 years so NYAH.

Also you are a boob. A huge muscley boob.

A message from my 17 year old self ( Read more... )

I stayed up very late to finish the book last night and now I am feeling it because I'm an old old lady. But here it is: this was the most brilliant awesome book ever.
( Caution: my review has spoilers. Obviously do not proceed if you don't want to be spoiled. )

I'm avoiding the Internet as of right now. Nobody will spoil Deathly Hallows for me. Not the postman who delivered it. Not the hundreds of people on the subway last night reading it. And not my loser genius speed reader boyfriend either ( Read more... )

Well I certainly am back in New York...

...I said to myself as the shirtless homeless man walked by the window at work and began trimming his body hair.