Fucking Christmas already?
Fuck.
Is there even a proper damn Catholic Church around here?
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We are going to fucking Mass. We are all going to fucking Midnight Mass as I will personally shoot you in the head if you miss it or are even goddamn late.
Christmas is not about goddamn presents, it's about the birth of our fucking Lord and Savior and you will motherfucking respect that or I will tear your limbs off and give them to Bester as toys.
Got it?
I'm not giving fucking extra credit, but if you go to Mass, then I might consider not shooting you during the next class period after Christmas.