chocolate

[mothead]

also, i'm craving chocolate, and all i have is a big chocolate dick from my parents' chocolate factory. this is upsetting. i don't want to eat it for two reasons:
1) it looks like a dick
2) it's awesome and should be kept

i think i'm going to eat it anyway. which end should i start from?

such problems i have.

Comments

[limegreentea]

haha what a dilemma. if that's the worst of your problems i'd say you're doing ok :)

[mothead]

haha nah, the worst of my problems is FINALS and how i'm going to FAIL. oh well.

[quaker_elf]

Start with the balls.

Your parents must be really cool to make chocolate dicks for a living. :-)

[mothead]

haha, there are no balls on this one, but i did start from that end.

they make all sorts of chocolate novelties, not just x-rated ones.

[phetuspolice]

i thought the answer would be obvious..