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[mother_temper]

You would think getting 5 kids to take a nap at the same time wouldn't be that hard. Or at least keeping them in their room long enough for it to be a nap. But no. It's become practically impossible.

Of course I've had no help from certain brothers of mine. Gideon, really, you need to stop giving them candies of all sort AND bringing more

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[hooftracks]

Five? And you're pregnant?! Why do I always forget this?

Note to self: Do not give kids sugar.

[mother_temper]

You have your own child coming, which I never congratulated on. Congratulations! How are you two holding up over there?

A better one might be:
Note to self: Do not allow Sirius to give the kids food.

[gallantandgiddy]

I guess that doesn't include me then? *draws a smiley face*

[mother_temper]

...I can deal with you.

[gallantandgiddy]

Never fear, Molly dear! I shall come bearing FOOD one of these days! Yeah, yeah, it's healthy food.

No, you're not blind. But you are a hippo. Again. I say that in the most lovingliest way, of course.

The candies are GOOD for them! And so are the creatures! At least I haven't brought a manticore or something.

The twins? I might agree with you as the twins being a PART of the bain of existance but oh no. No no no, dear Molly. PERCY is the bain of existance. Well, at least he's mine. I swear I shall have my revenge when he grows up! All those times he made a mess on me... whether by his mouth or bottom, it does not matter! I shall have my revenge!!!!!

Bill and Charlie are perfect little angels around me. That's probably because I encourage them to do what they do. Ha.

Anyway, darling sister, how does stopping by for lunch tomorrow sound to you? Yes, I'll bring it. And no, it won't be all candy, I swear.

[mother_temper]

Food? It better be healthy for the kids and chocolate for me if you know what's good for you.

Really? Oh I'm sure, you should be glad you're not here right now otherwise you'd have your pants on fire.

And candies are NOT good for them Gideon. And random creatures around the house, contrary to popular belief, are ALSO not good for them. They could bite them and get them sick! Or mess up the house and get in my pans. Plus the last one ate through the sweater I was making you.

Percy is a doll and the only one who actually listens to anything I say. Though I can see how you, Bill and Charlie would get along. All they do is ask about you and then pout when I won't let them do stuff. Gid you need to stop spoiling them, I'm their mother and that's MY JOB!

Lunch? Brilliant, as long as you promise an afternoon of babysitting so I can take a proper nap. And I would really appreciate it if no one ended up with their head stuck in a toilet this time.

[gallantandgiddy]

Gotta share, Mols!

I love you too, sis.

... You didn't COOK any of the ones that got in your pans, did you? Oh thank you loveable creatre who ate the sweater!

They're my only nephews! I get spoiling rights too!

Sure. ... And that wasn't my fault!

[mother_temper]

They have enough sugar, they should share some of their energy with me. Only fair.

Hey, just upholding my older sistery duties. Can't let them go to waste.

NO! That would ruin a perfectly good supper and I will not be serving rat or lizard thank you very much. And I SAW THAT! My sweaters are beautiful, you should be glad I'm making you one. Spares you the trouble of going and buying one.

Uh huh.