oh the things i would do to a man who resembled:

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like. i knew duh, barack obama would win. but i'm genuinely disappointed and angry at this shitbag of a country today. i don't support john mccain, but of the two candidates, he was the leser evil ( Read more... )

i just want to say i've been shaking in my boots about midterms and i did swimmingly on my first two. in fact, after my modern art history exam, my lovely professor whose respect i want like a puppy dog wants ham bones, walked over to me (whilst everyone was still testing) and said "you got 105%". OH SNAP. in your face, average-intelligence losers ( Read more... )

buhbuhbuh long week ( Read more... )

aaah shit balls. still recovering. miss the booze. my lungs feel way better. i still can't walk long distances and shit but whatevskies. i hate my new diet. i fucking miss booze. BOOO. i haven't had a drop of alcohol in almost 2 weeks. i want to down a pint of vodka. it's lame when you realize that people only like you when you're an alcoholic. ho ( Read more... )

so i was in the hospital for a few days for shit i've already talked about here. got put in quarantine because they thought i had t.b. long story short i got out day before yesterday finally. i still have blood in my lungs and feel like fucking hell but i don't have t.b. i was diagnosed with an esophageal disease that will result in a total fucking ( Read more... )

one week down! it's horrible! i have the craziest of crazies for professors! one lady insists that we only refer to her as dr. taylor, and mentions that she has a PhD like every four minutes and tells jokes IN FRENCH and has a vocabulary that i'm sure is %90 made up. needless to say, i'm bringing a tape recorder to class next tuesday because no one ( Read more... )

i've had such a long fucking week. i want to just effing lay in bed. bizzay. momma's not used to having to run around like a crizazzy woman. and public transportation! ohh boobs. i hate the max more than anything. it smells. people touch me inappropriately. and it's soo guhrossss. i kind of hate portland too. like if kind of means SUPER FUCKING ( Read more... )

so this is like my third post in like a week. ridiculous. but friday night was fucking bomb. there's that episode of everybody loves raymond (shut up, basic cable sucks) where ray and his wife are doing it and they fall off the bed and ray hurts his shoulder. and then ray has to brag to all his friends about how he got his first sex injury. I GOT ( Read more... )

so my situation yesterday was easily solved. luckily cody's easy and i just made sure to be lying in bed watching america's most wanted wearing just a thong and a half-buttoned oxford. dirty sex ensued, followed by a deliciously huge meal from muchas gracias. mmmmm sex and tacos ( Read more... )