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mothergoddamn

"i drove all night to get to you, i drove all night to make love to you"

Aug 08, 2011 20:40

I had my driving test on Thursday.

It did not go well.

First off, I fucked up within six minutes when, for reasons known to only God, I tried to turn right into oncoming traffic. I decided after that to impress him with how good I could have been. I was all awesome and spotted a red light from MILLLLES away and came to a gorgeous stop behind a ( Read more... )

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iskra667 August 8 2011, 20:17:07 UTC

Sweetie! It tooke me 4 times to get my license. The second time I burned a red light within 5 minutes lol. At least, you broke a car, you caused your money's worth of damage ;) If you pay your test fee and just burn a light to fail, you feel like you've been screwed :D

Cheer up, you'll get it some day! :) <3 <3

mothergoddamn August 8 2011, 21:47:33 UTC

You are so sweet! Thank you!

linguini17 August 8 2011, 20:53:09 UTC

Awww. I'm really sorry to hear that. :(
Hope it goes better for you next time!

mothergoddamn August 8 2011, 21:47:51 UTC

Thank you!

taleya August 8 2011, 21:31:28 UTC

The solution is a Vespa.

Downside: Helmet hair.

mothergoddamn August 8 2011, 21:48:56 UTC

You knows I can work it.

I was talking about you today! Was saying how your kink meme was the best one I've saw. Holmes fandom. *happy contented sigh*

taleya August 8 2011, 23:05:12 UTC

Totes. Witha big glossy matching helmet thing in a delightfully 1950's formica colour scheme.

I'm actually getting one soon. Watch me zoom zoom.

Holmes fandom. *happy contented sigh*

And yet, you never visit us. We feel all bereft and shit *sniff. Sniff sniff*

Seen the archive? Searchable!

There there now. Quitters are spitters. Erm, I mean. Wat. absinthe90 August 8 2011, 21:46:31 UTC

Come here, you lovely wench.

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Re: There there now. Quitters are spitters. Erm, I mean. Wat. mothergoddamn August 8 2011, 21:50:15 UTC

Thank you!

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ginbitch August 8 2011, 22:30:18 UTC

Much sympathy honey! Driving tests are evil - I failed 4 times! The first time was every bit as spectacular as you, the examiner yelled at me and we had to abandon the car and walk back to the test centre. The fifth time I passed with flying colours - managed to do an emergency stop in an actual emergency.

I think I'm a safer driver for all the practice!

Just keep getting back on that horse! Wait...

<3 <3 <3