Comments | mothergoddamn: "i drove all night to get to you, i drove all night to make love to you"

mothergoddamn

"i drove all night to get to you, i drove all night to make love to you"

Aug 08, 2011 20:40

I had my driving test on Thursday.

It did not go well.

First off, I fucked up within six minutes when, for reasons known to only God, I tried to turn right into oncoming traffic. I decided after that to impress him with how good I could have been. I was all awesome and spotted a red light from MILLLLES away and came to a gorgeous stop behind a ( Read more... )

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vodkaplaid August 9 2011, 04:59:48 UTC

I've been driving here in the States for nearly twenty-five years and I've had one small accident that involved hitting a mailbox because I was changing a radio station. And that was when I was 18.

Driving in Southwest England a couple of years ago, I climbed in the driver's side, started up and promptly ran into a rock wall. I think it's the cars...not the drivers.

Glad you're okay...(I was supposed to send you something months ago, wasn't I?...)

mothergoddamn August 12 2011, 21:36:14 UTC

It is the cars. You and I are too ~amazing for it to be us!

nightfire_kvala August 9 2011, 06:02:50 UTC

Someday, when the trauma has faded from your mind a bit, you will be able to look back on this and laugh....
Am sorry you failed, but you made it six minutes longer than I did before failing so congratulations on that?

mothergoddamn August 12 2011, 21:35:13 UTC

Thank you! And oh no! What did you fail on?

nightfire_kvala August 13 2011, 19:18:39 UTC

Oh it was bad - I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. I was backing out of the stall and almost hit a pedestrian. And then he made me do the entire test anyway. And then the second time I did everything the first guy told me to do and was told I was "too timid"..... and my mom yelled at him (which was all sorts of awesome) and I gave up on the driving thing for a couple of years lol :)

nicolaroberts August 9 2011, 11:49:05 UTC

walking? no, i think you should give the driving thing another shot. i'm sure your next attempt will have 100% less island destruction!

mothergoddamn August 12 2011, 21:33:40 UTC

My father did warn before my lessons to work on my walking. He isn't convinced I have that down yet.

valentina_says August 10 2011, 05:25:44 UTC

1. *hugs* Driving tests are scary, man.

2. YOU'RE COMING TO THE U.S.?!

mothergoddamn August 12 2011, 21:34:19 UTC

Is that you in your icon, by way?

Yes! I am.

valentina_says August 13 2011, 01:07:38 UTC

HA. I wish. That's Demi Lovato. I look nothing like that.

When/where/why?! :D

thewayofthebeam August 11 2011, 15:47:23 UTC

I'm sorry, hun. The same will probably happen to me in September. :-( x

mothergoddamn August 12 2011, 21:34:41 UTC

THE BEST OF LUCK!