THE MAGIC BULLET

[motherprussia]

There's this infomercial on TV with this english guy and slut who advertise the Magic Bullet. It should be about a vibrator. But it isn't. This upsets me. Instead it's this mini-food processor. The fake couple (english and slut) have all their fake friends gathered in their kitchen, presumeably after their long time of ogrying, and they are

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[themidg]

God damn I love you.

[lefthanded_bj]

If only this bag of sugar I'm munching on were as sweet as you, sir.