Let me give you some practical advice, kid. To start with, you completely phail at life. And you haven't got a cat's chance in hell with any chick, never mind the childhood friend of your mortal enemy. So give it up and go back to living in your mother's basement . She's made you toaster pastries and they're getting cold.
I'd also like to direct you to the first entry listed here, as I feel that it would make a good reference point for you. Please send them your picture.
And if you EVER call me a 'lightning bug' again I will rip your head off and shove it up your ass. I have no doubt that it would fit there quite comfortably by now. Kthx. ♥
Pfft. Whatever. Clearly death is not on the horizon for me just yet, because you've got no hope of ever pulling. Besides, I am so not scared of you. You're just weird and I think that sword is overcompensating for something to be honest.
But that's okay. If you do get lucky, I'm sure Tits-For-Brains will tells us all about that. ♥
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Let me give you some practical advice, kid. To start with, you completely phail at life. And you haven't got a cat's chance in hell with any chick, never mind the childhood friend of your mortal enemy. So give it up and go back to living in your mother's basement . She's made you toaster pastries and they're getting cold.
I'd also like to direct you to the first entry listed here, as I feel that it would make a good reference point for you. Please send them your picture.
And if you EVER call me a 'lightning bug' again I will rip your head off and shove it up your ass. I have no doubt that it would fit there quite comfortably by now. Kthx. ♥
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Besides, you're a Nobody. You shouldn't even be talking about emotions, lightning bug. >:D
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But that's okay. If you do get lucky, I'm sure Tits-For-Brains will tells us all about that. ♥
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~Riku
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Okay, first of all, NO INSULTS! D:
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